Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

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After 5 mins on Tinder…


(JK Jack, JK. You get yours. Use a condom. X)
 
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Live tweeting Jack's adventures in Tinder is much better than live tweeting her adventures in gastrointestinal distress. So there's that.
Her adventures in Tinder are causing me to have adventures in gastrointenstinal distress. I want to do the thing that tortoises do where they retract (right word?) their limbs into their shell.
 
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I've never done Tinder but I'm pretty sure this is not how you do Tinder.
 
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Damn those 100 hour work weeks are brutal.

Fraus, I am horrified but cannot look away. I’m hiding behind the sofa peeking at her tweets like they were an old Doctor Who episode.
Is she now dating Men? Men in scrubs, ideal man etc
 
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This is such a good. bloody. point. I’ve said before, I think some people do great things and deserve honorary doctorates, they contribute greatly. But as someone at the end of their third year of their PhD, and just started antidepressants because of the pressure - she does not deserve to even mention the honorary doctorates. Doesn’t deserve them, could never ever ever put the work in to get one. Let alone deal with the issues in academia rn!
 
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I'm still grunking btw, so awaiting even more cringe. I've just read the Monroe the Man Masher tweet. She scares me sometimes.
 
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I wonder how many shots of the unruly labia have been sent to unsuspecting men/women so far.
 
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She actually does need to see a Dr. I know we are joking but these tweets are quite disturbing. The kids are probably off school, have access to mobiles and even if SB doesn’t directly see this his friends probably will. Big Dave needs to come round and take the phone away and move her home out of the shitty bungalow and seriously look after her.
 
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