Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

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I think this I related to sb, since the apart hotel and sb going to big school he spends very little time with her. I doubt he even stays over because of the journey to school. I think he just visits. This disrupts her single mum narrative, and she can’t use him for content. Also I would imagine her child support payments have stopped or been severely reduced
 
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IIRC the Telegraph is one of the higher paying newspapers.
 
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Last night I had a dream (nightmare) that I met Jackie at a Country line dancing class and she wanted to partner up. That's what you get for reading her Twitter last thing at night.
 
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60p a word for non specialised writing is actually pretty good iirc from my past life where I worked in an adjacent field? 🔺️

She's so privileged in so many ways it infuriates me.
 
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There is literally not one word of a lie under your spoiler.

And yes Owen Jones is a dickwad. Julie Bindel calls him Talcum X which is chefs kiss
 
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I really hope that Jack doesn’t get the opportunity to have more children. She is trying to fill whatever she feels is lacking with dogs, men and children. Yesterday was funny at first, but then it just made me cringe because it’s obvious how desperate Jack is for any form of attention!
 
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Bought - not adopted - bought. Paying £000s to people breeding designer dogs with little to no care where they go (probed by selling to Jack). A practice which encourages back yard breeding and results in many many dogs being abandoned. Maybe the alternative home might have been nice and caring, maybe not, but - as always al- it shows Jack’s impulsiveness and lack of care that she paid to be in with the dog in crowd rather than adopt a dog truly in need.
 
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Funny and quite telling really, Jack is over there on tinder, then tweeting all giddy, being crass and teenager like about MEN, when all the women on twitter are discussing the fact some TORY, had the brass neck to suggest a woman has no autonomy over her body. Peak feminist campaigner Jack right there
 
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Really good point!
 
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I’ve fixed some of your Tinder profile Jack. I made it rhyme with the original bullshit claims so it’s easier for you to remember

Gym rat
Has dangerous mat.

Festival fan
Owns DEAD grandad’s pan

Loves music genre country
Am perpetually cunty

Definitely Non Smoking
My food will def have you boaking

Flexitarian’s my flex
Seeks bollock sausages, sausage sex
(And lied ‘bout Uni of Essex)
 
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OMG did Fern from Borsetshire Kitchens come round?!?
 
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