Whilst you’re here, any idea what to do with half a bag of chippy chips?Google? What’s that?! What do you think this is?! Lockdownlarder?
Jack Monroe #33 Jack’s back on twitter, what a surprise. We roll our eyes
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jack Monroe Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
There's an idea that people with some conditions only have a certain amount of 'spoons' of energy - like 15 or something. Each task uses up some, so getting dressed might take 3, making a meal might use 8 etc, so once they're used up, there's no energy left for other things (probably not very well explained) so you have to prioritise how you use your daily spoons. As with everything, there are people who are very genuine in their suffering, and those who bandwagon jump.
I'd bloody love to be hardcore enough to doll myself up like that if I was in that much agony #lipsofsteel
Jimmy Djokovic! I’m literally laughing out loud. Novak Nail.
Just caught up, now the kid is whinging for the phone to play her game on. In the words of Arnold, "I'll be back".
I made it to the end! 5 solid hours that took me.. I have the oompaloompa/grunkalunka earworm song from Willy Wonka playing in my head 
. Never going to get up for work in the morning...
. Never going to get up for work in the morning...
Thanks lovely@LennyBriscoeto you and your family. I know we don’t know each other so this is weird but I’d hug you so hard right now if I could.
Anybody need a sideboard?
Give them to me!
I just had a quick look at Jack's twitter. That's quite the clear up she's had today. Every ranty tweet has gone
Earlier mine was for an immune system boost smoothie. Makes a change from the bizarre cycling shorts with the baboon flappy bum bits.
I made it to the end! 5 solid hours that took me.. I have the oompaloompa/grunkalunka earworm song from Willy Wonka playing in my head
Finally caught up! Been Grunkaing all afternoon and evening which timed rather well as my son fell out with me good and proper after I said he couldn’t watch a 15 movie. He hates me and wants to live with Grandma. The last couple of weeks have been really tit tbh, we argue ALL the time and I feel like everything is falling apart. So thank you all for the diversions and distractions here. It’s different from doing a mindless scroll but it occupies me when I can’t face anything else.
Yes a 90% vegan lady doctor she suggested horse spunk lasagne as a manly alternative to veganism for Jimmy also
Edit- removed a random gif soz
So sorry to hear that, Choccy. This lockdown is doing such a number on all of us. I fear the repercussions will last for years. I’m pleased you have a little distraction.
Dangerous. I know Jack can’t control what wazzocks reply to her but she has a certain responsibilty not to post such dodgy stuff in the first place.
She's a giant bleeping arse isn't she. The evil cabal carrying on with humour and compassion dealing with situations she's never even had to think about while Jack has giant public tantrum about well, duck knows what to be honest!
Long time lurker; first time poster. Just leaving this here:
Can I elevenerife her here, please, pretty please?
- Status