It’s been a full time job keeping up with JM through lockdown, Imagine all the episodes you would ordinarily miss, they do get deleted pretty quickly. I don’t use twitter so I’d never have known without that lime goss article.
Jack Monroe #33 Jack’s back on twitter, what a surprise. We roll our eyes
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I feel like the lifespan of each crisis is much shorter these days so she fits more in? Like when she started transitioning to be gender neutral (I believe, apologies if incorrect it's genuinely a mistake) I was still fully on board with her and her origins story, it wasn't until that suddenly stopped being a thing and was never, ever spoken about that there were some question marks for me. But that took *years* to clock, her current chaos cycle it can unravel in anything from hours (late night Twitter melt downs) to days (Hellman's first melt down) to weeks (DKL melt down)...
Yup I followed her pre Tattle and got a kinda whiff of her being associsted with drama but tbh sucked up all her lies. Even bought Cooking on a Bootstrap! It was only when she shared some screenshots that I headed to Tattle and opened my eyes. A lot of the Tweets/drama I remember going on have of course all been deleted now...
I feel like today’s attention dance was to distract from the kitten that will never be spoken of again
I keep getting confused whether a kumquat is a fruit or an animal
Right, off to grunka-lunk the last 20 pages - so much drama, I'm literally having to read whilst lying on the floor
And that '27 bookcases' actually means '3 Billys and a Kallax'
Just in case there's someone left who isn't aware of the lips yet.
I don't really know who Jack Monroe is, I wasted last night reading thread 31
, she needs serious help.
That is all.
, she needs serious help.That is all.
JACK. JACK. JACK.
Maybe she counts each cube within the bookcase as a bookcase. Because in that case I have 8 bookcases.
It’s giftheria, and I’m afraid the only cure is amputation of all social media. So something you should just learn to live with. But feel free to complain about it to anyone who will listen. Signed, Dr AlphaBeta
Seems to me that Twitter is used as some sort of weird dating site for her. Hence the knicker/pouty/ lipstick pics. Absolutely screams insecurity and adoration seeking.
This is literally the most ridiculous photo I've ever seen of her. It's worse than the manky granny pics. People CAN SEE with their ACTUAL bleeping EYES how manipulated it is.
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I’m now seeing Tracey Emin ...
I’ve come home after a lovely day out and having a browse and I am on page 6 of 44...... I dread to think what awaits....if I don’t fall asleep from my night cap
I was sucked in for a while, she *seemed* like a breath of fresh air (eugh, sound like one of the cult members) but then I saw some quite nasty replies she'd made to innocent, genuine questions so I didn't really follow as closely and then came the begging patron tweets at the start of lockdown, did some googling and we all know where that leads
I can‘t see it properly but is she really using a photo of herself in apparent pain and discomfort for her profile picture on twitter? Why would you do that? (Rhetorical question) I think she genuinely thinks she looks good in it 
Jumping through time, before I go back to Grunka-ing, she did have a 'spoonie' phase a few years ago. Looks like she's going back to itDoes she have ‘all the drugs though?’ Looked like a mixture of day and night nurse popped out of the sheets and into the box to be honest
She is a fantastist. Saw someone comment on something ‘if she had any spoons left to send a link or something to her’ I cannot believe this narcissistic, bandwagon jumping, basic witch is trying to make out she is a spoonie. witch doesn’t know suffering - I genuinely believe that, but sadly, genuine people who suffer pain all day everyday and who have life limiting conditions seem to Pity her and see a kindred spirit.
She is a complete charlatan
I have been a general lurker and am currently around 30 pages behind, but also feel particularly cross about the cancer references. The funny thing is that I started following these threads as a distraction from my mother's incurable cancer (soz about the pity parade, it really isn't meant to be, no sympathy thanks, "it is what it is", etc), but this mouthy ouchy chemo recipe thing, bleeping HELL WTAF quite frankly.The cancer thing made me fume. I underwent cancer treatment last year and I barely told anybody nor did I broadcast it on my sosh meeds...well, I posted once or twice about the Importance of smear tests but not once did I post anything begging for attention. And I certainly didn’t post any pics of my bleeping lipsticked to duck face, duck sakeshe’s a bleeping moron.
(Also - go for your smears kids! It may save your life)
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