Jack Monroe #33 Jack’s back on twitter, what a surprise. We roll our eyes

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Patronising twunt!!
God, isn’t she?
‘Well done for outwitting ME with something I’VE never heard of. You get a pat on the head and off you go.’

Thanks @GrunkaLunka for the new thread. It’s so great having you at the forefront of the space time continuum, I have to say 😂 congrats @Silver Linings on the title!

Guys, I’m kind of a night owl. The kids’ bedtime is all over the shop without school as a threat 😂 so by the time they go to bed I want to make something of the evening.

I just finished watching The Farewell on prime. It’s so good. 😭

Night night.
 
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"statement wardrobe piece"

I've only ever seen her in completely regular clothes and granny knickers.
 
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I hope she doesn't eat the out of date chicken soup she bought tonight. She might get food poisoning, or something...
 
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"statement wardrobe piece"

I've only ever seen her in completely regular clothes and granny knickers.
honestly - she's told this tale before about investing in fashion as savings, I think she's watched a few too many episodes of SATC and forgotten herself.

I've also refrained from commenting on the furlough stuff because my own relationship with my employer during covid / pregnancy has been so utterly tit despite me working 120% throughout, but fascinating how JM enterprises have the means to pay a director enough to acquire a £3k fridge, but not enough to pay an assistant... or not enough in the bank to see her through covid-19 w/o shaking the patreon jar? Please.
 
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Staking my place here whilst trying to catch up on the last thread and will be devoting my entire weekend to tattle, mainly JM.
 
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Well, thanks to Jack, I've found out that my habit of many years, ie chewing the skin off the inside of my cheek has got a fancy name, and I can now add BFRB to the list of my many ailments! What fun, chaps.
 
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Staking my place here whilst trying to catch up on the last thread and will be devoting my entire weekend to tattle, mainly JM.
It's an excellent use of the weekend. She's nothing if not entertaining/a maverick/an attention seeker
 
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FFS. Her desperate attention seeking knows no bounds.
It’s like she’s a teenager. Rather than a mother in her 30’s. GROW THE duck UP!!
Plus her lips look pretty normal. What the duck is she on about??
 
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Oh god I went on fb and saw the chicken porridge post🤮 that stuff needs a trigger warning
 
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