She has pulled out or never arranged it is my guess. I am pleased as that puppy needs her to be there. I didn’t think even Jack would be crass enough to get a puppy and then bugger off. But….it did cross my mind.
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Jack will have her nasal drone but probably won't arrive on time or at all.
It looks like Reni E-L isn’t there either - wasn’t she billed too?
Actually I am surprised she didn't go. The sort of pretentious unhelpful nonsense she thrives on. If coming out with startling analysis like 'Labour needs to get its tit together' to accompanying whoops is anything to go by.
And it must've been mooted before so apologies but
Thread title 'Boo, I guess' so there is always a reminder of that most cringe anecdote ever.
And it must've been mooted before so apologies but
Thread title 'Boo, I guess' so there is always a reminder of that most cringe anecdote ever.
SH1TTERS.
She will claim she didn’t turn up because the content was sick, as though she is trying to appease us.
There's a programme on Radio 4 at the moment about Henry Dimbleby's food report and they have interviewed all the people who contributed. Still no mention of Jack but I am listening in anticipation 
I am very glad to have been wrong on this one! 
Jack, when you catch up with this, thanks for not being the world’s worst piece of tit and abandoning your new puppy for some Glasto self-publicity. I really thought you were going to. This is probably the first unshitty thing you have done for years, and it must have been very hard for you to put someone else first for once. Maybe there is a glimmer of hope for the poor dog after all.
Jack, when you catch up with this, thanks for not being the world’s worst piece of tit and abandoning your new puppy for some Glasto self-publicity. I really thought you were going to. This is probably the first unshitty thing you have done for years, and it must have been very hard for you to put someone else first for once. Maybe there is a glimmer of hope for the poor dog after all.
Jack is there in Zarah form then. What other pearls of wisdom has she got? Tomorrow is Monday?
Send Glastos 
Reminds me of those children's books...
That's not my Jack the nails are too clean.
Big Dave and Jack's Mum wouldn't look after the puppy is my guess. Expect her liking tweets about Narcissistic Parents 
That's not my Jack, their honk doesn't linger.
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Although it would have been preferable if Jack hadn't bought Content until after she had fulfilled her commitments to Glastonbury.I am very glad to have been wrong on this one!
Jack may have been putting her puppy first, but after seeing her defend her posting pictures of a scared and stressed puppy, I doubt it.
What’s even worse, if that’s possible, is she monetised a video of the poor sick kitten
So Jack couldn't get an weekend puppy sitter for a new and untrained puppy then? What a surprise.
The only result, is lining her own pockets
So, she didn't turn up, yeah?
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