Jack Monroe #329 Pooroboros

[Nottonightbabe]

Catching up but the nails! Looks like she's been clawing the floor all day. In hell. Needs a bit of soap and a brush on that list.

Just touching on the eventual cost of pup's food, she must already spend a fair bit on Coops, with his size and the fact she feeds him gourmet gold tins... As evidenced when she used said tins to #jackshacks napkin rings

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

I mean even when you get say a 2 for £3 offer its not applied till the END of the transaction. So what is she doing? Asking the poor checkout operator (of which there are like two left now) to keep ringing up a total?

She’s doing this and hoping someone will ask about it so she can give it all the “Poor me, I need to make sure I’m not going over my tight tight budget and I’m so anxious about it I have to ask the cashier to stop and check if today is the day I can’t afford fennel and pears.”

 

[Cariad]

Vlad is showing us she should try her luck with this? But she doesn't answer her mobile phone , so she won't

 

[Orphan_Black]

She gathers twigs from the garden, blitzes them with table salt and citrus peels which distracts her so much she forgets to wash.

Her mates leaving soap on the doorstep was an ignored hint.

 

[kachoochoo]

it was doing my head in why the receipt total didn't marry up with the shopping list

she only got one milk - there were 2 on list
she didn't get spaghetti hoops
the eggs were less than she thought

#bigmaffs

 

[hellosailor⚓]

I’m a lurker as not fast or witty enough to become a full time Frau but noticed this reply…

edited, as forgot to squiggle!

That's gold 🤌 Well done!

 

[Skyfall]

If Spaniel friend has Covid- maybe the LL popped in and pup sat whilst Jackie gal slopped around Asda? ‍

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

There used to be a poster here, Goth something I think? who knew the landlord and said it was her only rented property, which would tally with what Jack said about the landlord inheriting it.

It was Goth Princess. Can't tag her, seems to have disappeared. Was she the one who got the legal letter?

 

[Django]

There used to be a poster here, Goth something I think? who knew the landlord and said it was her only rented property, which would tally with what Jack said about the landlord inheriting it.

 

[MsGilmore]

I mean even when you get say a 2 for £3 offer its not applied till the END of the transaction. So what is she doing? Asking the poor checkout operator (of which there are like two left now) to keep ringing up a total?

I wonder if it’s something to do with this. Is she going to reference this at some point or let people assume. Scan as you shop adds it up as you go!

Asda says shoppers asking cashiers to stop at £30 - BBC News

Rising food prices are sparking a "massive change in behaviour", the supermarket's chairman tells the BBC.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Orphan_Black]

If Spaniel friend has Covid- maybe the LL popped in and pup sat whilst Jackie gal slopped around Asda? ‍

Can find a dog sitter at the snap of her fingers, (for un-jabbed, untrained puppy no less!) but had to live in poverty because NO ONE helped her when SB was born.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Can't help but feel EGGS £1 is for us. Ahh reminds me of the good times when the Vegetable Bouillon Index was in its infancy oh hang on, it still is.

 

[Geetbo]

Wtf is she gonna do with Quark? I remember before I embraced being a fat bastard I went on slimming world and made mashed potato using quark. It truly tasted like depression.

 

[jenny2603]

It was Goth Princess. Can't tag her, seems to have disappeared. Was she the one who got the legal letter?

No, I think it was Essex Girl that got the letter.

 

[Chap O]

To go back to the last thread, I was wondering today - I don’t expect anyone to doxx the landlady and am not asking for details of her but do we know for sure there is one?

Conspiracy CoB again but it occurred to me if it was one of Big Dave’s properties it would explain a lot. Other than that I agree it seems like either there must be some sort of connection or the “lives across the road and family home” is bollocks.

Totally not stalkerish but I was curious and spent £3 today on Land Registry site and it isn't owned by big dave. If i put my paypal up please send casheros to compensate my out of pocket expenses.

 

[Alansbigplate]

I’d pay the big bucks to have seen landlady’s face as she collected her milk bottles from her doorstep the morning Jack took a sledgehammer to the mistaken For Sale sign opposite

 

[instacharlie]

Well done, I guess

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Well we could all go to a shop and spend £20 on random crap that doesn't make any meals I just don't see the point in this, it's such utter crap.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Wtf is she gonna do with Quark? I remember before I embraced being a fat bastard I went on slimming world and made mashed potato using quark. It truly tasted like depression.

Quark is like someone took a look at cottage cheese and went 'how can I make it worse'.

 

[Dogmuck]

She did that shopping fast how far did she say it was to walk to Asda? 17 minutes from checkout to home and photos of receipts. I want a wee and a brew after I’ve been shopping, who rushes into the house to take a photo of their receipt Good job her arthritis has cleared up so she can scamper home fast with her ruckie.

 

[Toffee finger]

I’ve skimmed the last few threads but her dog/pregnancy crap has made me have a bit of a break. She really is a monumental head isn’t she?

Wtf is she gonna do with Quark? I remember before I embraced being a fat bastard I went on slimming world and made mashed potato using quark. It truly tasted like depression.

To get over your quark sadness please make this cake. It’s the only thing quark should be used for

Spoiler: Delicious