Jack Monroe #329 Pooroboros
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She’s really let herself go these last couple of years eh? She looked like she’d bought her entire outfit from a jumble sale at that recent event/talk thingy she did in Scotland, and she just looked…hmm..kinda grotty? I mean she ain’t no oil painting in those pics above, but I think she has nice lips and boobs in them 
I’d run a mile once she opened her mouth though- she nasel voice goes right through me and you just know she’s spend the whole time chatting self-indulgent nonsense.
I’d run a mile once she opened her mouth though- she nasel voice goes right through me and you just know she’s spend the whole time chatting self-indulgent nonsense.
Do we think Jack can manage that journey without causing multiple chaos?
She’s awake then
I have forgotten what land egg and sea egg is but I know I remember it! @HotesTilaire help me out!
Lies. Because then she'd have to get an actual job.
ew (squig devotion to dear leader is ew, obv, hopkins will always be worse)
Relatedly, I just read this in Bridget Jones's Diary (the scenario is Bridget interviews Colin Firth lol)
She wants that quote on her gravestone? Lol. Jack, you sued someone, you're not Nelson Mandela.
Remember when she said she was sick of being linked to Katie Hopkins all the time? lol
Like butterflies on a corkboard or some tit like that.
Do we think she is there and is keeping quiet about it?
WFK.
Actually, I don’t care. Whether or not Mx Jack Monroe has wasted time, money and pumped carbon dioxide into the atmosphere to get to an extortionately expensive festival to spout bollocks to drunk millennials is irrelevant compared to the actual shitshow that is going on in other parts of the world.
WFK.
Actually, I don’t care. Whether or not Mx Jack Monroe has wasted time, money and pumped carbon dioxide into the atmosphere to get to an extortionately expensive festival to spout bollocks to drunk millennials is irrelevant compared to the actual shitshow that is going on in other parts of the world.
Ah, go and wipe the lipstick stains off your mirror
Maybe it represents her never ending Twitter threads?
I’m coming from a place in the past, but the fact Jack is such an uncultured swine she thinks folklore (and didn’t use all lower case like Taylor does) shows sad music = slow music in her eyes. If she had even the tiniest bit of TS knowledge, Red is the break up album to go to. I’d love to know which songs she’s listening to….I’d hazard a guess at this is me trying because most of the other songs are about a love triangle so not at all relatable to Jack. Urgh duck off away from Taylor Swift, I can guarantee she’d want nothing to do with the reverse Robin Hood either.
Christ how can she even get listening to music wrong. Daft fucker. Get in the sea.
And using me, as in I’m going to get me chapeau, is so Geordie and she can stay the duck away from here.
Thanks for the boak bork tunnelly-in (
rude. You know who I was referring to)Cod roe with hen egg- the vilest artwork since Damien Hurst started formaldehyding cows and sharks
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I used to live in Bristol and I don’t know anyone who’d get a taxi to Glasto. Getting a taxi was tough enough, let alone trying to convince one to drive you through the chaos of the roads around a festival site.
It’s ok.
She’d come up here, go to Redcar and call everyone who lives there, Geordies.
They’d sort her out soon enough. Probably by feeding her a poisoned parmo.
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