I will make a donation to the forever home fund if Jack never uses the phrase 'poverty hangover' again
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Oxymorons from a Poxy Moron
Er, what happened to the bacon-scrap lucky dip bags?
Eta - A year happened, nothing to see here, didn't check the date on the tweet. What a difference a year makes, eh? From vegan plant based to bollock sausage in the blink of an eye.
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Why not batch cook during the week, she’s got burger all else to do. I would think there was more chance of meeting up with people or seeing sb at the weekend
Or the phrase “forever home”
It was the Breakdown magazine that Jack was meant to do a monthly column for. The founder of Marbles mag definitely sees through Jack, she even posted on these threads a while back! I like her.
Two cheeks of the same Mediterranean arse
Ah - my mistake!
If I remember correctly, Trifle Defender is replying to Go Henry squig thereNo need to worry about sun burn today far canals, there's some delicious shade just here
Here is one of Laurie Penny’s exes: (Trigger Warning rape)
Inside the decade-long fight to expose Morgan Marquis-Boire
‘We never thought we’d be believed’www.theverge.com
That is horrific 
all those poor women and at least one child. A monster like that really needs to be behind bars. Too many men use their 'charm' to fly under the radar and continue abuse which they also constantly try to justify by blaming their victims. I'm not surprised but it is depressing 
all those poor women and at least one child. A monster like that really needs to be behind bars. Too many men use their 'charm' to fly under the radar and continue abuse which they also constantly try to justify by blaming their victims. I'm not surprised but it is depressing 
Or “nourishing” (most recently deployed in conversation with Janey Godley I believe).
In fact, if the entire English-speaking world could never use that word again I’d be grateful x
Grunking here. Did she really write 'Smol Toms' on a shopping list?
I mean, come on, duck off.
I mean, come on, duck off.
Ah, everyone's favourite working class hero, who went to a 30k a year public school.
Ok I am not autistic nor related to anybody who is, ditto adhd, the premise of her crappy book was easy things to make when you feel rubbish. Now correct me if I’m wrong but parents cook for children, and surely not all autistic children will like the same food so how can you craft a book specially for them? Or am I not understanding
The triumphant tone is so gross. It’s basically telling all the povs that they too could manage if only they were as clever and forensic as Jack.
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Sneaking UHT milk past her boy is bullshit, he'd know the difference in taste.
*whispers
I prefer UHT milk, you guyses are making me feel like I've done a poo in a bag.
*whispers
I prefer UHT milk, you guyses are making me feel like I've done a poo in a bag.
Jack is a bargain bin version of everything and her recipes are user unfriendly.
Harold gets about.
Thread title!!
My story like this is walking through Clapham Common about 10 years ago a tall, young and attractive bloke was walking toward me.
The path was busy both ways and a similar looking bloke was walking slightly in front of me in the same direction.
The bloke in front of stopped the bloke walking towards me and said 'oh excuse me, I know you must get this all the time, but can I get a picture with you please'
'Sure mate, no worries ' and he happily posed for the pic. No one else seemed bothered.
To this day I have no clue if it was an actual famous person and a genuine fan, or some stunt to get a Z list celeb a bit of publicity.
I dunno, on googling LP I see another face whose shins I'd like to kick.I had no idea who LP was so went to Google and spotted her Wiki. Interestingly, she too has PTSD (although hers is CPTSD) - did Jack claim to have this before she met this woman?
They do look somewhat alike, although LP is slightly "better looking" (IMHO), so I can understand them being mistaken for one another ~from a distance~
LP is a "proper" writer though, with award nominations and stuff - something that could make a not-so-successful and definitely NOT THAT FAMOUS writer jealous. That's the extent of my knowledge and I'll stop there, or I'll end up down another twatter-style rabbit hole!
Jack is a bit like Hunch: they both think they're so famous that everyone knows them, yet nobody outside their niches has even heard of them.
*Disclaimer I would not actually be violent to someone on the basis of their unappealing (in my eyes) phizzog.
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