Is anyone running a book on when we're going to get Jack's hot take on the US Supreme Court overturning Roe vs Wade?
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Does Jack not understand that this person is talking about Laurie being uncomfortable because of Cooper? She’s not commenting on the dog’s general disposition, you absolute idiot. Honestly, I just despair.
If I ever spot Jack in Sainsburys next to the plush aparthotel during the festival I'm gonna sidle up to her and gently, softly whisper in her ear:
I spotted Al "The Pub Landlord" in here yesterday. The most famous person I've ever seen.
I spotted Al "The Pub Landlord" in here yesterday. The most famous person I've ever seen.
Are we the anonymous assholes? Can’t be, she doesn’t read here. Hi Jack! Your dogs terrified of your cat and your cat hates her, HTH xoxox
And she's just filed 3 years of accounts. Wait til those Payments on Account hit her ...
If I see Jack in the wild, I'm going to ask her if she's still in touch with Hide the Pain Harold and if she can get me a signed photo.
It's so sad when she deactivates as we miss out on thrilling exchanges like this one.
I remember the naked lady one. I think she said she got it on that bargain budget Vegas holiday she took at some point. Plus there’s the one from Brooklyn, the shoestring destination. #moneysavingjacks
If I had to guess, I’m thinking back to what was big in 2007 and I’ll say a horseshoe, a nautical star, a sugar skull and a heart with an arrow through it will feature somewhere. Jack is like a walking bottle of Sailor Jerrys.
Does that mean she just pretty much replies to herself?
“Still had to pay three quid for me vest”. Oh duck off (sorry Manc Bee).
I find it so jarring when she writes in a way that clearly isn’t how she speaks. I understand that a written voice is different to a spoken voice, but with Jack it’s just too much, Irish one minute, Scottish the next, and most cringe of all the AAVE moments.
What’s she going for this time with “me vest”?
She’s got that wanky “find what you love and let it kill you” written like someone has biro’d an emo lyric on her hand on the last day of school, and the other hand has an extremely bold omega Ω that looks like a horseshoe.
She’d need to wear gloves to Clark Kent me!
ETA hope she gets a discreet “toot TOOT!” next
She’d need to wear gloves to Clark Kent me!
ETA hope she gets a discreet “toot TOOT!” next
Who's L? I've got C is Cooper
I heard she she has (g)love and hat(e) tattooed on her knuckles, but shhh, don’t tell the Shoesbury Asda staff 
So which day this week do we reckon she did her dontliketotalkaboutit volunteering at the food bank? She does it every week.
Laurie, the new puppy x
It’s the puppy Laurie !
Laurie is usually just referred to as Content, to be fair
Jack calls Content, Laurie.
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