Jack Monroe #329 Pooroboros

[HotesTilaire]

Oh Jack you're ever so 'umble.

OT ... I have twice been accosted on the mean streets of Celeryville by tourists asking if I'm J K Rowling...

I hope you said yes and posed for a photo

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Pavlova]

It's the *long pause* that makes it great.

🔺️ My mother once stood at a train station next to Heston Blumenthal. She looked at him. He gave her a smug look like, yes, that's right, it's really me, are you impressed? So she asked if he was Harry Hill.

Same energy here.

I am crying with laughter.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

I hope you said yes and posed for a photo

I told one of them I was Shelley off of corrie..... I think it made her happy

 

[HotesTilaire]

I feel like someone is beating me about the head with a laundry bag full of loaves. Three years of accounts filed, eh

I am crying with laughter.

Do you know who would probably be more pissed off if you asked if he’s Harry Hill? Harry Hill.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Terrible]

Oh Lord, it’s hard to be Pumble …

 

[Moxie_George]

She looks hella mendacious in this pic.

The word mendacious will never not be funny.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

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Doesn’t her accountant do this?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[DinosaurSenior]

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Photo or it ain't true

 

[Mr Krabs]

A stab vest per chance?

But I thought you forensically kept 10 years of receipts in lever arch files and this is how the VBI was born

She’ll print out the email receipts and file them next time she’s bored or has just been dumped.

 

[YenE]

Mega lolz, makes the Westminster palace story look legit
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Honestly I eyerolled so hard I saw the inside of my own head at that one. Get in the bin.

 

[Moxie_George]

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Can anyone, anyone at all, describe even one of her tattoos without looking up a pic. I can't. They really aren't her most defining feature.

ETA that wasn’t a catty dig at her looks. I just don’t get what it is about the tattoos that apparently makes her so recognisable. You’d either know her face or you wouldn’t?

 

[Dogmuck]

£3 for a stab vest? Bargain! She should defo do a hand written budget for “how to save money when attending Glasto”

Can anyone, anyone at all, describe even one of her tattoos without looking up a pic. I can't. They really aren't her most defining feature.

Yes me me
tit!

 

[I steal names]

Mega lolz, makes the Westminster palace story look legit
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Oh Christ, the second hand embarrassment from this one actually hurts.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

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[I steal names]

Can anyone, anyone at all, describe even one of her tattoos without looking up a pic. I can't. They really aren't her most defining feature.

I've a vague impression of them all feeling quite random and clumsy. They'll look cracking when they're all blown and v faded. Like my old granda's

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Can anyone, anyone at all, describe even one of her tattoos without looking up a pic. I can't. They really aren't her most defining feature.

ETA that wasn’t a catty dig at her looks. I just don’t get what it is about the tattoos that apparently makes her so recognisable. You’d either know her face or you wouldn’t?

Erm.... there's the doctor one? It's some words... but....i don't know what they are

 

[MancBee]

Reply to someone saying they hate the nonsense of supplying an email address for a receipt:
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Trying desperately to catch up, so probably already been said, but here goes.

Jack has every receipt from 10 years of shopping. Now she loses them as soon as she lays hands on them.

I know, then and now.