Jack Monroe #329 Pooroboros
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Oh wow. Sending thoughsos and prayersos to @BeautifulTrauma @kachoochoo and all the other Taylor fans.
She’s talking absolute jibberish now.
And Sidey T, keeper of the list of words Jack doesn’t understand!
Perpetually catatonic reprise is probably an oxymoron or a paradox? I mean I’m no expert but I know them words don’t fit together like that
That poor little puppy looks terrified 
Taken away from it’s mother and instantly put on a public bus to a strange new location with some wacko incessantly cackling at her. Not to mention the intimidation from the massive cat. I’d have my head bowed and my tail tucked between my legs too 
Taken away from it’s mother and instantly put on a public bus to a strange new location with some wacko incessantly cackling at her. Not to mention the intimidation from the massive cat. I’d have my head bowed and my tail tucked between my legs too 
God, she's so limited and basic.
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In fairness, she's probably got a point. Roll the sleeves downAs she calls it her Clark Kent disguise, totally unrecognisable 🥸, until the generic sleeves are shown
Jack feeling pumble humble today so she's off to the shops in her Clark cant glasses. Sleeves down, natch. 
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, but she truly thinks she’s living in an Enid Blyton book “paper eating family of very hungry mice in the garage” FFS. Do they all wear tiny jumpers and cute bonnets too?!
Not just an infestation that might duck with evil LLs wiring, piss through everything, but a hantavirus/ salmonellosis/listeria risk. And they’re not eating the paper (if they even exist) they’re shredding it for nesting materials cos that’s what they do!
SHE. IS. VILE.
ETA Where is the garage rabbit?!?? Is he living his best life playing with the mouse family? AWFUL AWFUL PERSON
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So I guess she means it’s an endlessly immobile reprise, hmm. Yep, oxymorons are Jack’s (who is the biggest oxymoron) friend.
I have said it once and I'll say it again.As she calls it her Clark Kent disguise, totally unrecognisable 🥸, until the generic sleeves are shown
Could she BE anymore generic les? God help me if I ever became single again. I am 12 years out the dating game but if THAT was what I was faced with as a perspective gf, I think I'd rather not bother!
And there's plenty of people on IG and tiktok doing very realistic looking shops, complete with meal plans and recipes too.
Jack's just shown us her massive store cupboard full, and is basically doing a top up shop for some fruit and veg. It's just not the same thing at all, like you say.
That picture really shows off how tit her tattoos are.
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