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Yet blue tick squigs (and normal squigs) fawn over her. I don't get it!
She's gorgeous 
This is Biggie Smalls, I'd say she's half the size of yours. Just a long hair cat but we have no idea where she came from as all the cats from previous litters were short haired and much smaller than her.
This is Biggie Smalls, I'd say she's half the size of yours. Just a long hair cat but we have no idea where she came from as all the cats from previous litters were short haired and much smaller than her. Not a breeder or anything, owner is from a farming background so he would have been used to just leaving the cats alone. He would have seen (upsetting) his dad drown kittens when he was a kid, so that's what he was brought up with. All of the cats got neutered after Biggie was born
TD hates Vampire's Wife dresses, describing them 'as edgy as a block of butter in the summer'.It's been said by many before but my gosh I love me a bit of Trifley D!
What a brilliant palate cleanser she is.
Years from now, someone will write an academic piece on the crossover in upsetting Sali Hughes (VW dresses) and triggering Jack (butter)
Doesn’t she have some foul recipe where she uses paste in pasta?
23lb for a cat. That’s the size of a human toddler. I’m amazed her arthritic hands can carry him. Although I suppose she can bench press the queen and carry 90kg sideboards up the stairs that don’t exist because she lives in a bungalow.
23lb for a cat. That’s the size of a human toddler. I’m amazed her arthritic hands can carry him. Although I suppose she can bench press the queen and carry 90kg sideboards up the stairs that don’t exist because she lives in a bungalow.
If you are struggling for money and trying to economise or trying to helpShe's taken her ADHD meds I see
why do you need 5 types of pasta?
(I know Italians - you need different types for different sauces but in this household we reliably, heretically, use fusilli for pretty much everything and buy it in the big bags)
Ha
I liked them, then they became ubiquitous and I suspect I am not the silhouette they are designed for - being not a 5’10’ size 10 with long legs - so would not be a good idea.
Never underestimate people who would otherwise qualify for the Darwin awards
What is this nonsense?
We stopped our dogs wearing collars at home years ago. Our vet had a horrible experience of a dog strangling themselves in their crate when the collar got caught on the bars. Ever since then, no collars or harnesses at home.
Jesus Harold Christ no wonder the poor thing hasn't got time for a real job
I’m
Why would you put your work number on the dog? Oh do you know what, wfk, don’t worry
This is actually pretty worrying from a MH point of view. Isn’t it? Not feeling sorry for her exactly, but if I knew someone who was sitting at home doing this play acting of making a shopping list - never mind showing it on social media - I think I’d be calling professionals for help
Would dearly love to know what Richard Madeley meant when he made that comment about her presence lingering on.Tbh any train journey with Jack "Lingerie Honk" Monroe would make me crave the sweet embrace of death, but that especially.
ETA Ohit's lingering honk, not lingerie.
Just make a bleeping list you bleeping melt. Cross check prices if you need to stick to a budget but jheeze. Her stock take looks plentiful enough to be the cupboard in Masterchef they use for the invention test so don't know why she's bothering to go to the shops mind.
bleeping hell, Jack. Just look in the cupboard and get an idea of what you need. NO ONE DOES A STOCK TAKE LIST AND NO ONE WRITES SEPARATE COLUMNS FOR CARBS AND PROTEIN, YOU ABSOLUTE bleeping DICKWAD.
Ugh.
Ugh.
How to you make egg paste? Blend them? And why?
And surely if you have a literal A4 sheet full of food you'd take a week off shopping?
And surely if you have a literal A4 sheet full of food you'd take a week off shopping?
Use the self scanners when you go around? It adds it all up for you. That way the only nasty surprise is your cooking hun.
But I suppose you’ve got to tit about to justify your existence.
But I suppose you’ve got to tit about to justify your existence.
She ain't right
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