What. The. Fuck. Is. This.
What. The. Fuck. Is. This.
Back up K2 for another goFantasy list, check the prices, backpack on, diary in hand, fingers crossed everything's in stock (no seriously, look what happened last time they ran out!)
Asda here I come - for there shall be no other.
What the fuck is her performative malfunction?
Sling an unpeeled spud in the meekrowarvey, shove it thru a potato ricer, et voila, peeled and lump free mash in less than 10 minsWhat.A.Wanker
Avocados, Jack, there's no E (pedantic I know, but that's the UK English spelling, plus I can't help myself). I know you're a "writer" but if you need an editor, loads of people on here can help. YW
Apples 65p? Really? Where? Is that for 2, or the end of the Aldi aisle where the cheapo range is?
Instant mash80p - you have a cooker and hob, far cheaper making your own. People who can't afford to put their cookers on, fair enough, but you CAN put yours on to use a bit of gas or electric. Bag of potatoes - much cheaper. There's a tip for ya Jack!
Also, instead of not spending55p on dishcloths, make your own. Aren't you always preaching about being resourceful? (Or maybe I'm thinking of someone else with a bit more intelligence...)
I'm worried to see what she does with the quark. Just the name of that stuff is wrong. Essential though.Urgh...just fuck off Jack, you're a grown woman.
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I really hope someone is watching Content whilst she treks to Asda for her shop
The absolute state of the end of that penWhat.A.Wanker
Avocados, Jack, there's no E (pedantic I know, but that's the UK English spelling, plus I can't help myself). I know you're a "writer" but if you need an editor, loads of people on here can help. YW
Apples 65p? Really? Where? Is that for 2, or the end of the Aldi aisle where the cheapo range is?
Instant mash80p - you have a cooker and hob, far cheaper making your own. People who can't afford to put their cookers on, fair enough, but you CAN put yours on to use a bit of gas or electric. Bag of potatoes - much cheaper. There's a tip for ya Jack!
Also, instead of not spending55p on dishcloths, make your own. Aren't you always preaching about being resourceful? (Or maybe I'm thinking of someone else with a bit more intelligence...)
The infamous Horse Spunk Lasagne* from Daily Kitchen Live!What. The. Fuck. Is. This.
Another thing about this bullshit list is she now says she’s got it down to 20 minutes, where before it took her 8 hours and that was after doing it for years. How has she suddenly got so much quicker at it when it used to be so exhausting?
The infamous Horse Spunk Lasagne* from Daily Kitchen Live!
*it’ll thicken up in the oven…
I was a fussy child and my mum resorted to feeding me boiled egg crumbled into hot sweet tea. True story.Tea boiled egg paste?
Leaving cookies would be weird Jack because you’ve been really horrible about her to half a million people! She’ll probably think you’re trying to kill her
I hope Content is destroying the shitty bungalow like the Bullingdon Club on a rampage.Urgh...just fuck off Jack, you're a grown woman.
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I really hope someone is watching Content whilst she treks to Asda for her shop
She won't be buying supermarket dog food, she'll have signed up to an expensive dog food delivery service. Guaranteed.I can't see dog food on the list? Did I miss that?
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