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She did. The BOY cap was there, and she cooked unsuspecting guests a meal made with tinned food. She claims a man became apoplectic at being deceived afterwards. https://images.app.goo.gl/nu816BSB6Lb7JgqKA
 
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Wasn't it not that long ago there was gnashing of (cracked) teeth because she RENTS and all she wants to do is paint her front door the colour she wants to? Or something along those lines.

Now, the landlady is a wonderfully understanding person who has allowed her to decorate and remodel however she likes.

Yes that's super helpful Jack. Thanks for all you do

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But but but, she DID buy them. At full price. Which is why she's recommended them. Or have I missed something?
 
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You did buy them though didn’t you? Sorry, I forget. You were ~gifted~ them by a kind, very generous friend. The kind of friend who also happens to turn your lights off for you at the end of the night, does all your dishes and your hoovering.
But draws the line at mowing your lawn
 
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She's so fucked if her LL refused to extend the lease. And I hope she does refuse.
I am calling it. She already knows her lease renewal will be refused, and is setting herself up to beg and for others to pile on her land lady.
 
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I think she’s in some kind of “Pull Myself Together” stage, after Harold LEFT.

JACK’S TO-DO LIST
- get puppy for unconditional love
- renew lease as I can’t get mortgage or new cotract
- spend Patreon subs on planters, lawnmower,
- more test tubes
- Botox touch-up (500ml?)
- photograph feet
- buy booze for One Year Celebration!
- hire skip
MORE SPOONS
- bleach teeth
- stay off Twitter
- work out how to wriggle out of L.A court case / (dog? Depression? Ouchy mouth?)
- ring Matt - chase up guest appearance on S.K
- Book mini break.
- feign new illness (monkey pox? Polio? Legionnaires?)
- VBI (finish copying Trolley.com)
 
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This!

I had been wondering about a two storey bungalow with stairs a few doors down, but the tree and outbuilding info lit up the (not at all) shitty hovel like a beacon.
 
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Do we think that she's been reading The Secret?
 
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“Happy with my lot” would not be the first thing that came to mind if I had to describe Jack Monroe to someone.
Indeed, Jack's glass isn't half empty. Jack's glass was smashed on the floor/stolen by evil Tories/sold in the poverty (select story as you fancy on the day). Jack doesn't even have a glass. She has a shitty old jam jar, 'cause NO MORE JAM.
 
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Being unable to read fear in animals is psychopathic. And she obviously can't or she wouldn't have posted that pic because 99% of humans can
 
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I really hope she doesn't have that harness on her 24/7, given how lazy Jack is it wouldn't surprise me if she kept it on most of the time as she can't be arsed to take it off.

I also don't like puppies wearing a collar, I know it's personal preference but there's something that seems super restrictive about them when they're just in the house/garden and not on a walk. And even then, it should be a harness, not collar. I've a feeling we are going to see endless pictures of Laurie in jumpers and boots and an array of collars and harnesses - when everyone knows most dogs pretty much hate the restriction they're feeling because of them.

Imagine spending all day in a buttoned up shirt, buttoned to the top. That's what a dog feels like with a collar on 24/7. It's needless when you're using a harness for her it's just a prop. I hate her, I hate the way she treats animals and thinks she's an expert. The fact she posted that sodding picture of Cooper and Laurie shows how little she knows as to her she thinks they're friends.
 
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She's so fucked if her LL refused to extend the lease. And I hope she does refuse.
Same. SB has his Dad, he’s not going to be left homeless, is he? For the sake of that poor doggy, I hope she’s forced out her mini mansion and due to bad credit is unable to rent anywhere big enough to keep any animal. How someone can rake in that much money and not have at least a stable credit rating is madness! She actually disgusts me, I’ve gone past annoyance at her. She’s just an awful, vile, spiteful piece of shit.
 
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