Why can’t she do ITV if she is doing (or not doing as the case currently seems to be) Lorraine?What this morning/Lorraine slots? They are long gone
I imagine that would be the final straw.
Look how many chefs have had slots on that lunchtime Steph show. Loads of them, all different types and backgrounds, some famous and some completely unknown. Including Allegra. But not Jack! Notwithstanding her connections at C4. How very strange.Why can’t she do ITV if she is doing (or not doing as the case currently seems to be) Lorraine?
Who said that C4 is locked in with Jamie? There are food programmes on there with Andi Oliver, Heston Blumenthal and potentially nice smelling Matt. You might be led to think that other factors were at play at C4.
(Just because everyone loving this song is annoying me at the moment)Look how many chefs have had slots on that lunchtime Steph show. Loads of them, all different types and backgrounds, some famous and some completely unknown. Including Allegra. But not Jack! Notwithstanding her connections at C4. How very strange.
Totally off topic ….I ADORE Kate Bush.(Just because everyone loving this song is annoying me at the moment)
Stranger Things have happened.
They employ Danny dyer!One of my relatives has been on the BBC.He is common and coarse!
They just don’t want your slop Jack!
I noticed the language about her staying in the bungalow as well, especially the word "hope". All this sudden gushing about how lovely the landlady is after having previously claimed that she refuses to even speak to her and is keeping Jack locked in to renting a damp, mould, broken home feels off to me. I think she knows there's a possibility her lease won't be renewed. She's publicly slagged off the landlady and the house, put up her own shelves which subsequently fell down, not maintained the garden properly- even if she was lying about her rent bouncing she's still hardly been a model tenant!I don't know enough about her to know whether her son lives with her full time or not and to be honest that's her and her ex partners business but if she does decide to crowdfund for a house and people on twitter are taken in then she'll get what she wants won't she. No its not right that she uses her son over the new house but as far as her twitter followers are concerned he lives with her and they will be the people giving her cash.
One minute she has no money and the next she is going to be able to stay there and if you. notice she said she hopes. If her landlady let's her stay she's an idiot.
She's exhausting and sometimes you need to step away from the Jackanory merry go round for your own self preservation0
Best wishes to anyone triggered by her nonsense x
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It's really very simple, guys. Jack's reaction to her extreme poverty means she simply has to stay in a £2k per month detached villa in one of the country's most prosperous areas. I'm not sure what people aren't getting
She can’t risk moving, I reckon she only got the bungalow because of LJC, she probably won’t pass the credit check on her own. Plus she will need the deposit, and often self employed are ask to pay 3-6 months rent in advance, and all her crap won’t go in an estate car. So she will need several pantechnicons and a team of moversI knew she wouldn’t move. How can she still pretend to be skint renting that AND saving.
you are so full of shit Jack.
She’s basically just realised she needs to keep the house so the dog can have some space. Her impulsiveness ties her in knots constantlyI noticed the language about her staying in the bungalow as well, especially the word "hope". All this sudden gushing about how lovely the landlady is after having previously claimed that she refuses to even speak to her and is keeping Jack locked in to renting a damp, mould, broken home feels off to me. I think she knows there's a possibility her lease won't be renewed. She's publicly slagged off the landlady and the house, put up her own shelves which subsequently fell down, not maintained the garden properly- even if she was lying about her rent bouncing she's still hardly been a model tenant!
Anyway now she's given the Landlady lots of praise on twitter, and announced that she even offers to contribute to the cost of tree surgery, if her lease doesn't get renewed then she can sadfish about how she's being turfed out of her own home even though she tried so hard to be friends with LL. The hint of betrayal will pull on squigs' heartstrings so... rattle rattle.
Everything is anopportunity for Jack. I could almost admire her level of dedication if the thing she was dedicated to wasn't scamming other people!
You're not living in my tree. I hope Dame Wash-a-lot tips all her dirty water over you.
Cooper does too tbh. He is an outdoor cat, a big one at that. Even before Laurie she couldn’t have just upped and moved into a top floor apartment.She’s basically just realised she needs to keep the house so the dog can have some space. Her impulsiveness ties her in knots constantly
Someone please unscramble my ninny brain, I thought the cooker doesn’t work? So it was brand new, and in 2 years she’s broken it?
https://giphy.com/Fp69iOEqSjflCSomeone please unscramble my ninny brain, I thought the cooker doesn’t work? So it was brand new, and in 2 years she’s broken it?
Hopefully she figures out how to put the damn harness on before she takes the dog out of her gardenThat poor dog. Jesus can she not see how scared and miserable it is? And does it really need a harness at home?
“Happy with my lot” would not be the first thing that came to mind if I had to describe Jack Monroe to someone.Hopefully she figures out how to put the damn harness on before she takes the dog out of her garden. What tf is the matter with her??
Just to go back to this a second - she's not willing to give up her This Morning and Lorraine slots? She's acting like she's got regular morning TV work on ITV when she admitted ages ago that This Morning won't have her back thanks to the infamous LINGREENIE(with chicken)debacle and the Lorraine one was part of their short-lived Super Savers series, for which they couldn't even be bothered adding her last couple of recipes to the website. Because they were terrible.
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