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It was discussed here a couple of threads ago why as a cook 五 and food writer 五 who was all about frugal eating 五 she never even looked into growing her own herbs and veg. What with that massive garden - so poor! Anyway now what a coinkydink she has decided she will.
Not quite sure why they have to be grown on the driveway rather than the garden - but baby steps.
I know why. It's to keep the neighbourhood WhatsApp group spicy innit.
 
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Tree grow bad, left unattended,
Angry Jack, landlord offended
Lights back on, lease extended
Tool box found, spice shelf mended?

- Ooh, err Boris.
 
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It's really very simple, guys. Jack's reaction to her extreme poverty means she simply has to stay in a 瞿2k per month detached villa in one of the country's most prosperous areas. I'm not sure what people aren't getting 仄儭
Can we break the rules and have this as an extended thread title?! Or failing that, can this be a new Teemill Tshirt slogan?!

I still haven't triangulated Jack's house but I'm getting ever closer to being able to send her a dictionary in the post. I've got two data points, give me one more clue to enable me to complete the triangulation, you personal safety ignoramus.
Her whining about the ginormous eucalyptus magic faraway tree in the garden sealed the deal for me. It was as if shed sent Pythagoras Theoremos/Hypotenuseos it was so triangle-ated. All with shit that shes put out there herself. Tool. And she posted yet another vid of her garden complete with outbuilding this week for good measure.
 
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I've been playing Rimworld for the last 10 hours so I'm absolutely frazzled but I vaguely remember her tweeting something about how she went through the lease line by line to see if she could move out after the year. How did her forensic, analytical, maverick mind miss the part about taking care of the tree?

ETA: found it, also not totally sure why my two comments were posted in the one
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Don't think anyone posted this yet, I know she said she slowly introduced the dog to Cooper with clothes or whatever, but surely being in a new house with a massive cat sniffing your arse would be fairly stressful for the dog?
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She's finally seeing sense. Didn't we all sat this shit like weeks ago. You can't buy a house with irregular income, you can't buy a house with ccjs. Also how's the court case as she factored that into her earnings. She might not win this one?
She wont even bring this one. Anderson could request disclosure of all her financial info to facilitate him mounting a truth-based defence against any accusation of slander/defamation, and she will not let that happen. She cant even file her tax returns ffs, shes trying so hard to hide her income.

The case will never be mentioned again, except perhaps by the odd earnest squig, and - calling it now! - at some point Jack will trot out some lines about court stress being bad for her mentals, about being the bigger person and letting it go. Will almost certainly be tied up with some self-serving sobriety waffle.
 
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Is your >瞿2500 monthly Patreon grift not enough for you? Ungrateful, begging cunt.
And if shes not paying taxes on it (lol if) then thats equivalent to the take-home on a 瞿39,200 salary. Thats her baseline income, no accounting for any actual paid work she does. Pleading poverty on the equivalent of an almost 瞿40k basic salary.
 
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Vegtrug planters are 瞿199 each and shes built a load of them she had lying around? Why is her completed it mate gene so strong? Fucking plank.

Dream cooker???? I thought it was some cheap and nasty looking freestanding electric thing? Is that really a dream cooker?
 
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I've been playing Rimworld for the last 10 hours so I'm absolutely frazzled but I vaguely remember her tweeting something about how she went through the lease line by line to see if she could move out after the year. How did her forensic, analytical, maverick mind miss the part about taking care of the tree?

ETA: found it, also not totally sure why my two comments were posted in the one
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Don't think anyone posted this yet, I know she said she slowly introduced the dog to Cooper with clothes or whatever, but surely being in a new house with a massive cat sniffing your arse would be fairly stressful for the dog?
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That poor dog. Jesus can she not see how scared and miserable it is? And does it really need a harness at home?
 
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She was tweeting at 3am. Nothing really exciting.

Apparently she worked with Experian. That obviously had an impact on her.

Oh, and courgettes go in baba ghanoush.


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That poor dog. Jesus can she not see how scared and miserable it is? And does it really need a harness at home?
The latest kitten looked scared and anxious too, its a pattern. And shes so fucking self-obsessed she cant see it - or doesnt care.
 
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