As I'm off work with the worst Covid evvveeeerrrrrrr and I don't fancy scampering around buying chippy teas can someone point me in the direction of the watchalong DKL thread?
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I used to have a friend who would be insanely competitive with me at work/outside of it. When I took up boxing (for fitness) so did she. When I decided I wanted to go into edit producing years back, suddenly she did too despite never having expressed that desire before.
Needless to say we aren't friends anymore because I found it exhausting and unpleasant behaviour.
Jack's friends account has a ring of truth to it for those of us who have had similar experiences with friends. It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that she would worsen/fabricate illnesses for attention.
Needless to say we aren't friends anymore because I found it exhausting and unpleasant behaviour.
Jack's friends account has a ring of truth to it for those of us who have had similar experiences with friends. It doesn't surprise me in the slightest that she would worsen/fabricate illnesses for attention.
Just one small flaw in her pov mark two plan. She's bleeping loaded. I think the not paying rent is just because she's so chaotic. Not filing tax returns same
I don't think she would get away with it time. She's said that she pays 1.5k a month in rent. Not poor. Bought a dog. Not poor. Mini breaks. Not poor.
Book 8 in the pipeline. Not poor. She shouldn't be asking people to pay for her just because she's unstable. She can ask her landlord dad instead
nah, she likes her lifestyle too much. No way would she deliberately put herself into poverty
and there would always be jam for SB
Her last period of weirdly deactivating overnight back in the day, didn't she say in the Diva.pdf that she did it when she was drinking so she wouldn't tweet shite (as was speculated upon)?
Remember the greengage jam? Served with cheap wet ham
I can’t wait for Jack’s Glasto recap! We can only hope it’s as adventure packed as the last one
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www.theguardian.com
(drank coffee and played snap)
Jack Monroe's Glastonbury diary: I can't believe I sang with Billy Bragg
The chef and campaigner had gone to discuss food banks in the Left Field tent, but it was singing in front of the crowd that proved to be her stand-out memory
www.theguardian.com
I still remember the greengage jam. Cooked in a slow cooker. I would say a lowpoint for Jack, but it probably wouldn't feature in the bottom 25 things shes cooked.
I’d rather eat not great greengage jam than any of her savoury slops or weird stuffing loaves.
I am surprised at Jack’s absence from the Guild of Food Writers Awards last night. This may be one reason for silence.
We didn’t start the fiiiiiiire
Always fascinated by Schrodinger’s Jack;
Teeth cracking and hair falling out yet an expert in nutrition.
Famously good with money but £34.44 in the bank and still racking up CCJs.
A fabulous cook but exists on maize snacks and tinned fish.
There are so many more but wouldn’t these at least have a casual squiq (as opposed to the fully indoctrinated) wondering HOW is it all possible?
Teeth cracking and hair falling out yet an expert in nutrition.
Famously good with money but £34.44 in the bank and still racking up CCJs.
A fabulous cook but exists on maize snacks and tinned fish.
There are so many more but wouldn’t these at least have a casual squiq (as opposed to the fully indoctrinated) wondering HOW is it all possible?
I had to read that about 5 times before I got it. I am slow off the mark today.
When there's eggs for burning and some pasta hurling
Slow cookers lots of slop chick peas and fizzy pop
Chard in the garden maize snacks to harden
Reading the backs of jars no wonder Louisa cycled far
Mush mush smoothie bowls
This could go on all day
Yes, that'll cause concern on the industry WhatsApp group
I’m bleeping not. She can’t write and her food belongs in a Pasolini movie (soz, after Theorem the other day I’ve been incorporating Jack into all manner of hellish scenarios and she’s still the most cuntingly disturbing element.)
Also, if you were gifted it, you could "accidentally" drop it and the jar smashes, no jam for you. Alas! Or the seal hasn't taken properly so it's not safe to eat, sorry Jack. Alas!
I think the radio silence is because she knows she was a complete dick to that guy the other night. Dropped a huge bombshell and now can't just go back to posting twee photos of her dog.
Plus she has the Glastonbury problem to deal with. All I can say is her wonky puppy brain will need to figure it all out by Saturday night. How to go to a paid gig and not look like a twit for leaving a new puppy at home
Get it right up you.
Plus she has the Glastonbury problem to deal with. All I can say is her wonky puppy brain will need to figure it all out by Saturday night. How to go to a paid gig and not look like a twit for leaving a new puppy at home
Get it right up you.
"Morning boys!" I wandered over to the Women's Institute tent opposite ours, swigging half a bladder of non-alcoholic fizzy tea I'd made from thrice boiled beetroot water, an ASDA Smart Price tea bag and some flat yellow lemonade I found in a bottle just outside my canvas flaps this morning. "Can I tempt you to a lecture on how the price of jam has gone up by 4p since 1998? I'll be giving it on the Leftfield stage right after I've sung a duet with Billy Bragg on what it's like being a Socialist with no real principles whatsoever". They eyed it suspiciously. "No thank you" said Valerie, 67, who'd brought her award winning cocaine shortbread to show. "I'm off to get twatted with Lizzo". I took off my stab vest and the lights went out.
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