Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY
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Oh it turns out that my mum, who actually does a bit of unpaid work supplying food banks in Southend (won’t say what exactly 
), absolutely loathes Jack, she says she’s never seen her at a food bank except for a photo op, and nobody she knows has either. Everyone knows she’s a grifter.
), absolutely loathes Jack, she says she’s never seen her at a food bank except for a photo op, and nobody she knows has either. Everyone knows she’s a grifter.
Let’s hope HMRC spot this toot toot
OH THE HUMANITY.
Christ Jack, you’re not doing well here. You really, really don’t have a clue what poverty is, do you? Poverty is not even being able to dream about owning a home. Ever.
How is she real? How is she not a character from a horrible TV show where you just can’t watch it because you might cringe yourself to death?
POORFISHING
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Not only that, but fraus who are more forensic than me will be able to locate multiple receipts where she’s said she’s missed rent payments.
I'm going with the latter. Not that it matters. I'd expect a published author with such a high profile to be earning good money. There's no shame in that at all!
Erm ... <ahem> maybe this is a silly question 
but re that post on Twitter about the tree - and her begging the press not to pick up on it in case her landlord should find out she's been moaning - Jack does know that people that can read press articles can also actually read Twitter posts, right?
but re that post on Twitter about the tree - and her begging the press not to pick up on it in case her landlord should find out she's been moaning - Jack does know that people that can read press articles can also actually read Twitter posts, right? 
You just know that we're going to be referencing this again and again.
What a night of revelations. Her LL doesn't like her, nobody at the foodbank does and someone has outed her as a bad influencer
She's spoken to the letting agent about what?
ETA a correction. What has she spoken to the letting agent about? I can't follow the chaos
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Let’s do some very basic
So for a house worth 550k
For someone self employed they need 2 years tax returns
Assuming a generous 20% deposit would need a mortgage of 440k
Working on a 4x salary affordability model we would be talking about declaring income of 110k a year!
5x income would be 88k per year
A riskier lender who does 8x income is 55k a year!
But yeah, living on a £20 shop!
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
So for a house worth 550k
For someone self employed they need 2 years tax returns
Assuming a generous 20% deposit would need a mortgage of 440k
Working on a 4x salary affordability model we would be talking about declaring income of 110k a year!
5x income would be 88k per year
A riskier lender who does 8x income is 55k a year!
But yeah, living on a £20 shop!
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!
What mortgage calculator is she looking at? Mortgages did generally used to be cheaper than renting, but that’s not always the case. A quick glance shows that a 500k mortgage would be around 2.3k a month. And that’s with a normal mortgage. I assume she’d be looking at some bad credit type deal with insane interest rates.
Long after it’s been deleted we’ll be coming back to this.You just know that we're going to be referencing this again and again.
Wow. Imagine being able to feast like that on a £20 per week budget. Jack is so resourceful, can't wait to see pictures of this feast.
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