Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY
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Let's not knock Jack, she is quite the inventor
Just last week she discovered if you Facetune a photo of the sky you've already Facetuned, you can Facetune it back to normal!
Or whatever counts for normal in Monroeville
That's where the problems begin and indeed end.
Just last week she discovered if you Facetune a photo of the sky you've already Facetuned, you can Facetune it back to normal!
Or whatever counts for normal in Monroeville
I love her first obstacle given after the revelation that "I can't afford that" is literally "I'd have to work my ass off"
That's where the problems begin and indeed end.
Buy it in a heartbeat or in 3 years time after living off a £20/week food shop? Which is it? I know there isn't an answer to this question btw
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So I went on NatWest mortgage calculator.
i put in my salary (just over 36k), I have no debt and a monthly commitment of £25 for my mobile.
If I had a deposit of 55k (10% based on what Jack wants to buy my maximum property budget is £209k - of which the bank would lend up to £154k.
How much is Jack earning that she could SAVE for this in 3 years?!
i put in my salary (just over 36k), I have no debt and a monthly commitment of £25 for my mobile.
If I had a deposit of 55k (10% based on what Jack wants to buy my maximum property budget is £209k - of which the bank would lend up to £154k.
How much is Jack earning that she could SAVE for this in 3 years?!
She's in a complete dreamworld. Shape up Jack, this isn't the Sims!
Wow, if that's the case, it has ~literally~ doubled in price in 4 years. Wow.
I am HOOTING at this!!
Seeing her pushing the pram reminds me of my favourite ever episode of Jackanory, when the picture SB had drawn at nursery blew away. Everyone clapped and cheered as she chased after it and caught it. Aye.
Talk about out of touch
Why does she need 550K anyway?
I just don’t understand. Sorry, maybe coming from ‘up north’ skews my views (being facetious fraus, we all know about the pockets around Alderley Edge and Gosforth
), but why can’t she buy somewhere for slightly less?
What happened to the ‘small house’ she needed for her and SB. In 3 years he’ll be about 15 and possibly gone 3 years after that (and he’s probably not living there anyway).
Don't forget, dear heart, that's 250k less than the crappy bungalow. Slumming it.
From Right Move-Why does she need 550K anyway?
I just don’t understand. Sorry, maybe coming from ‘up north’ skews my views (being facetious fraus, we all know about the pockets around Alderley Edge and Gosforth
Properties in Thorpe Bay had an overall average price of £594,841 over the last year.
The majority of sales in Thorpe Bay during the last year were detached properties, selling for an average price of £792,029. Flats sold for an average of £219,178, with semi-detached properties fetching £618,278.
She's gone for the average I'm thinking.
She so rude to the squigs. They're only trying to help, Jacqui!
I hate it when she shuts down every single suggestion. Why ask the question in the first place you attention seeking vortex if you don't want any answers?
I hate it when she shuts down every single suggestion. Why ask the question in the first place you attention seeking vortex if you don't want any answers?
The last few days have been really spiralling. Either that conference gave her one massive ego boost or something is brewing.
Either way, I have a horrid feeling when reading her tweets at the moment. They just aren’t pleasant. It makes me feel like I want to have a shower after a long walk in the sun, that kind of unpleasantness.
Either way, I have a horrid feeling when reading her tweets at the moment. They just aren’t pleasant. It makes me feel like I want to have a shower after a long walk in the sun, that kind of unpleasantness.
Christ alive. I know we knew this but 60,000 over 3.5 years is close to 1.5k a month. What ‘single parent’ can afford that?! That’s why you’re eating value beans and pasta, jacko.
And she's made Lanie break out the bad swears, these are not good signs.
If she can ‘afford’ £550k, there’s literally a 4 bed detached in Thorpe Bay on Rightmove at the moment. Quick Jack, get snapping!
Either she's completely delusional and has no idea what she's talking about OR she's earning way more than she's claiming to her various followers/pay pigs. Which is it?
Mortgage lenders require proof of origin of the deposit, ain’t no way it’ll be a loan. It would have to be gifted, with a letter confirming it’s a gift. So, even if Ma and Pa H have an informal arrangement with Jack that their contribution to her deposit is a repayable loan, legally it won’t be recoverable as they’d have had to state they gifted it. (I won’t speculate as to whether or not she would screw over family.)
But wow, £550k is quite something. 3-beds with parking and garden go for £300k-£325k in a lot of the rest of the town. Some even with walking distance of the main food bank so she could actually go and do that regular volunteering at last! If she wasn’t a snob, she would be able to buy somewhere much, much more affordable.
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