If OH has LEFT then I am sad for her but given there was no notable improvement in her behaviour throughout the relationship that’s a clear sign they weren’t right for her. A good (real) OH should make you a better person. You should be taking each others best bits and adopting them and building on them. “Better half” is a joke but being better together is the goal, surely?
Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY
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Lip filler, hey?
As soon as I wrote that I thought duck I’ve turned into Jack!!! Mine was not excruciating dental pain that was miraculously never mentioned again and I hadn’t been eating Pringles. I had 2 weeks of antibiotics and a root canal. Even though it was 15 years ago I still gnash and wail at the traumatic memories and every time I hear Muse my whole body convulses. Please sign up for my Patreon so I can afford tickets to see Muse again to help erase the painful memories
Why in a funk?
No time for a 2 thread grunk.
Is she alon?
Has Old Harold gone?
No time for a 2 thread grunk.
Is she alon?
Has Old Harold gone?
Alexander Skarsgard can GET IT. Season 3 when he thinks he's gonna die so he kisses Sookie? I would climb him like a tree.
Anyway
I too used to go for speccy charming bookish types but eventually ended up with a 6ft+ beardy boy with muscles. No regrets
On topic: Jack is a big bollocks
I am cross tonight some very selfish people in the world. Also I have had quite alot of sad news this weekend, various family friends, as well as my own family have had bad news /lost loved ones. So I am a tad delicate, and the selfish people her included as really rattled my chain! Sorry.
She's gone very quiet today, as she chained herself to the tree using the hammock as rope
She's gone very quiet today, as she chained herself to the tree using the hammock as rope
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Babe, same.
I wonder if OH will not be mentioned again until some squig asks about them? Then we will get THEY LEFT Episode 5... Another One Bites The Dust.
She didn't even get an engagement ring.
She didn't even get an engagement ring.
I imagine there are various fathers day’s activities going on today and she hasn’t been asked to cook. Or rather asked not to.
Being genuine though,wonder if the LL is pissed off and has maybe really told her off! Yikes pet!
I'd guess that all the men she's in some way connected to are having lovely weekends with their lovely children/families, rather than accommodating the hanger-on - and one in particular has refused to rush over to mollycoddle her at the expense of time with his own father or children...
I'm on an eternal catch-up, but wanted to make my first ever post. Its about mortgages.
Jack says the house is worth £800k, and she pays £1.5k a month rent which is "more than a mortgage would be".
Assuming a 10% deposit, mortgage amount of £720k at 2% APR (which you'd be lucky to get these days) over 25 years, you'd be looking at £3k a month, double what she's paying in rent.
The house looks lovely, it seems like shes got a great deal on it.
Also if you want a mortgage don't go on multiple visits to the bank, find a broker who specialises in whatever your issues are (bad credit, self employed etc). A bank employee will only recommend their products but a broker will search the market.
A quick search of Rightmove has shown there are lots of fine-looking two bed flats for around £200K which would have really managable monthly payments and allow her to build some equity and security
Jack says the house is worth £800k, and she pays £1.5k a month rent which is "more than a mortgage would be".
Assuming a 10% deposit, mortgage amount of £720k at 2% APR (which you'd be lucky to get these days) over 25 years, you'd be looking at £3k a month, double what she's paying in rent.
The house looks lovely, it seems like shes got a great deal on it.
Also if you want a mortgage don't go on multiple visits to the bank, find a broker who specialises in whatever your issues are (bad credit, self employed etc). A bank employee will only recommend their products but a broker will search the market.
A quick search of Rightmove has shown there are lots of fine-looking two bed flats for around £200K which would have really managable monthly payments and allow her to build some equity and security
Does anyone else think that a couple of Jack's worst Twitter trolls are actually her?
Would be a great way to conjure up sympathy and
if so.
Would be a great way to conjure up sympathy and
if so.
Roll me over, lay me down and do it again
I’ve thought for a while that OH is SB’s Dad. Hence ‘long sufferering’ #OHtruther
Vlad’s ready for Jack’s next grunk…wonder if OH will whisk her away to Turkey for their next weekend break?
Grunking so who knows where this will land…
On the subject of tree surgeons, i used to work for a tree surgeon and arboricultural consultant. I had a MASSIVE crush on one of our guys and spent many happy hours in wild fantasy involving me, him, my desk and a lot of time. He was UTTER HEAVEN to look at. *Happy sigh*
On the subject of tree surgeons, i used to work for a tree surgeon and arboricultural consultant. I had a MASSIVE crush on one of our guys and spent many happy hours in wild fantasy involving me, him, my desk and a lot of time. He was UTTER HEAVEN to look at. *Happy sigh*
I don't think he would be that daft.
AND he’s got an acknowledgment in the new book, whenever it may come!
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