I know someone who has met Jack. Jack smelled of cigarette smoke, booze and staleness. As do her ideas.
Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY
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I'm way behind, and maybe eucalyptus-gate is long over, but may I just say that any tree has never fallen over right up until the point where it falls over.
Logical fallacy Jack strikes again.
Logical fallacy Jack strikes again.
Jesus I’ve just caught up from Friday morning til now, should have grunked in the bathroom the amount of shite that has occurred in a mere 48 hours 
Just assume none of what she says is true.
Then work back from that assumption.
Any thing Jack says is true until the point she contradicts herself and then it is not true.
As another Frau calculated that's £1200+ a month rent. £1200 a month rent as a single 18/19 year old is ludicrous.
Plus o bet she didn't pay when she was living with Allegra or Louisa. And with other partners she would've been paying half. She says she lived in at least one house share with SB, no way would that have been £1200/month.
She's probably just worked out what it would've been if she'd been paying £1500 the whole time. Working backwards that means she is saying she's been paying rent for 13 years.
Although I guess with the 20/25/40/however many moves she's claimed she's probably paid a fair whack in admin fees (and I'm guessing lost more than most on deposits).
Lost a 5k deposit to move in with allegra apparently
For 250k there’s a nice two bed apartment which is perfect for one person, with occasional child visits. It’s a really cute place:https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/85595028#/?channel=RES_BUYLooking at rightmove there’s not a thing under £500k
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Likely because this area’s probably managed to petition down any potential new builds & especially new build flats. Prices really do start at £550k, which would mean:
15% deposit = £82.5k
Stamp duty = ~£20k
= £102.5k to save in 3 years, assuming she has the £104k pa salary to meet the repayments.
Doesn’t feel v likely does it
I don’t know why she needs to live in Thorpe Bay. How many people live a couple of streets from their parents? I can’t think of a less suitable area to be a first time buyer, since it’s nearly all big detached homes. Even Shoeburyness just down the road seems to have a lot more in the way of terraces/flats.
Wish she would stop whining about the tree. I've got what must be a 60 ft plus tree just outside my 25 ft garden in the summer it leaves my bedroom really dull. Done what most people would do and asked council if it could be reduced in size was told no entitlement to light so just have to suck it up and can always just use front of house. Although I would still like it fixed would be much happier if council spent money on kids getting school dinners and people getting care they need .
Here for the tree surgeon chat 
My elderly neighbours who bought the not crappy detached bungalow at the back of me are surrounded by trees on 3 sides. They are a pair of moany gits but god bless their determination to cut every tree down/back that borders their property cos they have fit af tree surgeons out minimum 3 times a year , keeping this menopausal ninny hot flushing even on the coldest days.
OT - Jack is a wanker
I wonder if Jack will be treating Big Dave to a gold trifle for Fathers Day or if she's still in the doghouse for the big gun business?
She needs to just grow up and adult now. She’s waiting for a knight in shining armour to arrive on a Zimmer frame who will splash out on a forever home for them. She needs to get her head out of fantasy land and work hard to achieve something realistic.
Oh and Jack when I mean work hard I mean actually do things to earn money and take responsibility for your finances. Hold off on squandering your not at all earned money from Patreon on sideboards, hats, manky old spoons etc. and live within your means. Stop viewing attention seeking on Twitter as work, place actual real limits on your social media use and focus your attention on real life and your lovely son.
Nobody here wishes you harm, they just wish that you would grow up, take some responsibility for yourself, and stop harming others.
Oh and Jack when I mean work hard I mean actually do things to earn money and take responsibility for your finances. Hold off on squandering your not at all earned money from Patreon on sideboards, hats, manky old spoons etc. and live within your means. Stop viewing attention seeking on Twitter as work, place actual real limits on your social media use and focus your attention on real life and your lovely son.
Nobody here wishes you harm, they just wish that you would grow up, take some responsibility for yourself, and stop harming others.
Yes!! Her current plan of action is to buy in 3 years etc etc, but she has said herself the nature of her work is swings and roundabouts! At the minute she might be quite busy but she might not be in a year's time, her book might bomb and or something else might happen. Another baby could and might happen, however she wont be able to work 10O hours days or run off on a whim, who's to say OH will stick around to help her raise the child. There is so many factors she's seemingly not considering with her goal post of 3+ years.
Most people do plan but most people are usually quite secure in relationships, jobs and in health. There is of course the chance of it all changing but it's less likely for stable people than someone currently living her life. She really needs to start working out an actionable plan, not a fantasy one.
What was the world like 3 years ago?
(trying not to cry at the thought of summer 2019)
I know the wife of the Royal Parks senior arboriculturalist. They live in the rangers cottage in Hyde Park
(fantastic place to live too)I agree, you should see the royal parks tree surgeon team...
There might even be a change of government. I reckon that’d rather duck over someone whose entire schtick is “TORIES BAD” (they are, but that’s why I - and lots of the rest of us - do the jobs we do, to actually help people who are affected by bad government decisions, instead of just blathering about it).
What would she do for a living if a Labour led government came in? Currently, she doesn’t know enough about anything to be useful doing anything, even if she could be bothered to work a real job, which she can’t. She couldn’t just stay on Twitter forever, calling Labour bastards like she can the Tories, and I think even the credulous lot in charge of the Labour Party these days would be smarter than to make her their figurehead for anything. She’s painted herself into a corner that has no future, no wonder she’s shitting herself and lashing out.
She's already pivoting to "jollying around Greek and Cypriot villages for a bit of 'research'". #relatable
Which is she doing first, visiting the poors or going to Greece?
I imagine her books don’t make enough money to justify ‘research’ abroad.
I imagine her books don’t make enough money to justify ‘research’ abroad.
Good luck jollying around Greece and Cyprus if you don't drive. Research trips are tight. There's no time to fanny around.
TD will have a conniption! Look at her lovely posts on Greek food after her holiday there a couple of weeks ago.
Certainly not without filing her most recent accounts. She lies about everything because a mortgage advisor would have said she needed to provide her last 2 years worth of accounts so she wouldn’t even be able to apply, let alone know she would qualify for 2/3rds or £800K
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