Houseproud you say? It's not April the 1st is it?
Jack Monroe #325 She facetuned THE SKY
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For her continued crimes against Greek food and for today’s tit I’d like nothing more than to build a £550k 1x1 Sims house around her without a toilet. However, I can’t do that but I can do this:
tree up, tree down.
Cries in Greek…
What a time to be alive!!
What a night of revelations. Her LL doesn't like her, nobody at the foodbank does and someone has outed her as a bad influencer
Folks from the travelling community masquerading as 'tree surgeons' chap my parents' door multiple times during the summer months, offering to chop down or trim the beautiful, established trees that surround their large garden.
Ergo, can believe travelling folks may well have chapped Jack's door, offering their 'tree services', after spotting the large tree in the garden.
Is this meal (for one) part of her £20 a week shop?
Uh oh. The cost of living crisis has hit the Squigs.
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Meant to be watching the Stereophonics, but every time an Office gif is deployed it makes me realise how f****** amazing this place is.
Never change canal.
Houseproud. But always looks like it's been 'ransacked by badgers'.
Roast lamb from the £20 shop? Jack's son is at home with his dad, OH is at Maureen's so it looks like the slop is in the bin.
Isn't is strange that LJC never bought a house with Jack. It is almost as if she didn't trust her.
It's fine if it's a takeaway. I know for a fact it's cheaper to get a small takeaway of a nice selection food for one that I like. It's no big deal.
Though I'm still absolutely GUTTED that I live down south and therefore cannot get munchie boxes
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Looks like UNRINSED beans <shudder>!
both Southend lines go directly into hubs for finance, so lots of local commuters have made very decent money in work, added to which you’ve got plenty of escapees from London wanting more space to raise their kids. (Bless them, lots of London parents thought they’d be getting away from knife crime too but that’s followed them, again partly because of the train lines which have made lots of the county lines drugs trade v easy.)
Influx of money has pushed up prices to a ridiculous degree in the last decade - about 10-12 years ago across much of the town you could have got, as you say, a perfectly decent 3-bed house for the prices you’re thinking of. Now, nope. And local private sector salaries are tit; public sector tracks in line with the average public sector wages, but figures from a few years ago showed Southend as one of the places with the worst disparity between housing costs and local salaries.
It’s one of the reasons Jack fucks me off so much banging on about wanting a forever home (and wanting one that’s £800k ffs!), she either hasn’t got a clue what life is like for actually poor Southenders or she knows and doesn’t give a tit. Either way, really not a great vibe from a poverty campaigner.
Even if I moved back to Southend, I’ll be in rented till I die, there’s no realistic chance of me owning a home. But my kids will still have better quality of life than I did, so I can be proud of that at least.
Influx of money has pushed up prices to a ridiculous degree in the last decade - about 10-12 years ago across much of the town you could have got, as you say, a perfectly decent 3-bed house for the prices you’re thinking of. Now, nope. And local private sector salaries are tit; public sector tracks in line with the average public sector wages, but figures from a few years ago showed Southend as one of the places with the worst disparity between housing costs and local salaries.
It’s one of the reasons Jack fucks me off so much banging on about wanting a forever home (and wanting one that’s £800k ffs!), she either hasn’t got a clue what life is like for actually poor Southenders or she knows and doesn’t give a tit. Either way, really not a great vibe from a poverty campaigner.
Even if I moved back to Southend, I’ll be in rented till I die, there’s no realistic chance of me owning a home. But my kids will still have better quality of life than I did, so I can be proud of that at least.
Bingo, fisherJack got a bite from a squigfish
I don’t even understand why we’re discussing 3 bedroom houses, she has a son who is there at the most half of the week, what is wrong with 2 bedrooms?
Squiggs are pointing out her tit.
Jack is probably looking at interest only mortgages. I don't think she understands that if you borrow £500k you have to pay back £500k.
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