In fairness if popping to Asda for some bits, takes the mindset, preparation & effort it takes most people to climb Everest, that probably does seem like an awful lot of work to Jack.I mean, it's just not that deep. I zoomed in, saw the phone propped up and laughed
Apart from the obviously empty opposite seat reflected in the sunglasses, the angle of the camera is a give away.View attachment 1342167
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A ha. #gotcha #selfpartnered
Eta, looks like Jack's forgiven me for this. Thanks for all you do x
I don't think I'd have the strength for Wedding Jack. I'd need a city adjacent mini break or somethingApart from the obviously empty opposite seat reflected in the sunglasses, the angle of the camera is a give away.
If you were sitting opposite then it would be face on and dead ahead. This is taken by someone sitting on the ground and looking up.
Unless Harold was down on one knee mid proposal when the pic was taken...
Nah, Jack, it's all about you, none of it is about us. We all get on on these threads, we just don't like you personally because you are a lying grifter who takes advantage of people, this is a personally held belief, in case you want to sue me
This is brilliant!Forgiveness from Our Lady of Perpetual Slop is hard to come by indeed. We'll all have to be very good ninnies and say our Hail Asdas.
Hail Asda, full of Smartprice,
Joe Le Taxi is with thee.
Blessed art thou among squigs,
And blessed is the fruit of thy tins, Pumble;
Holy Harold, OH of slop,
Pray for us ninnies
Now, and at the hour of ourinexplicableeggs.
Amen.
It always makes me laugh that people like Jack want to believe their detractors must have deep psychological ishews. Their egos are so massive that any criticism is unfathomable.I mean, it's just not that deep. I zoomed in, saw the phone propped up and laughed
All hail Philosophical Jack!
The, Black, Kettle, Calling, Pot, The
My dad always called food nosh but it means blow job here too, so we used to giggle when he said he was taking us out for a nosh, I'm sure he used it more when he realised we knew what it was slang forShe could have protected OH by never ever mentioning him. But she has. Frequently. No one made you.
Nosh means blow job in certain parts of Yorkshire
Be careful with that title Krabs, she’ll claim it as her own soon enough.Jack needs her own travel show on Netflix. Off the Beaten Jack. Episode one - Jack visits the little know Scottish village of Edinburgh and enjoys the local dish of bacon naan.
Strawberry moon tonight. Get ready for some chaos, boys.
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