Jack Monroe #323 Two mini breaks in two months, what in the Budget Jones's Diary is going on?

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KebabGirl

TurnedUpInTipp said:
Christ, I want to clean those shoes SO badly.
It must be my Autism, or my Military Edges but, Jesus.
Sorry (not sorry) to say I judge people by their shoes.
Shoes and handshake.
Dirty shoes, limp handshake. Nah.
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I agree so much with this! Takes no time to keep leather shoes / boots clean and they last longer. Although in the we here, it's been 20 months since I wore leather footwear - trainers, sliders all the way. In covid times the elbow / fist bump is no replacement for a firm handshake.

From earlier: I think the jumpers and cardigans are worn for an excuse to roll up the sleeves and show off the tats. If you wore something sensible for the occasion or more formal (suit type jacket) this would not be possible.
 
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LennyBriscoe

LennyBriscoe said:
I remember a particularly stuttery Jack on Good Morning Britain when Piers hosted, she was diabolical, even worse than normal. It was around the time she said BoJo was a liar
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Quoting myself like a ninny. I knew I wasn’t imagining it:

 
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ChickenPorridge

Imagine getting booked consistently just to come on and say "Yeah, I've been there, I've been poor and I will use 'we' and 'us' to make you think I still am. I still jump when somebody knocks the door. We need things to change, please." Like come the fuck on people, GET SOMEBODY ELSE ON
 
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HotesTilaire

Them brows have been threaded not bladed. Jack I said this last year, kelp getting your eyebrows done it works wonders for you, looks much better.
 
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Orphan_Black

Is it just my wonky eyes, or has the face filter made her profile all wonky-

 
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Boyo

Whaa? said:
I hope they played her out with 'Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow'.
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Don’t stop, it’ll soon be here
You’ll still be here, worser than before
The VBI’s gone, the VBI’s go-oo-one.
 
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Mr Krabs

Got to spend hundreds at the salon to get that mAsCuLiNe aStHeTiC.
 
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trueblue222

I hate her brows. There's nothing wrong with having thick eyebrows but hers are just wonky and for context in my entire life all I've ever done is plucked mine and I've not done that for years

She's always going on about how great her brows are when they look shite
 
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traumatised sideboard

Why is the way she's sitting so irritating? You have no right to look that comfortable when you're being praised by hundreds of people for the pov story that never fucking happened and the VBI that doesn't fucking exist



PSA: if your veins are tattooed your tattooist has gone way too far. Like grab your Tiggy+Bo and get to A&E levels of too far.
 
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