Jack loves a bit of casual violence, lobbing apples? Ergh.
Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked
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Definitely because it was eaten and not just scraped into the bin, eh?
They'd hardly give it back unwashed you bleeping moron.
Ugh. She really thinks she's one step away from being prime minister.
Oh my Christ Jack. If this is true (it isn’t) you would bet your last penny your beloved union would have something to say about it.
I am just imagining an internal interview where I ask them to name our cleaning team
And then the feedback on why they failed. She’s been on the j1g.
The compulsive lying to go bigger and better is getting worse!
I am just imagining an internal interview where I ask them to name our cleaning team
And then the feedback on why they failed. She’s been on the j1g.The compulsive lying to go bigger and better is getting worse!
Your parents threw it in the bin as they aren’t peasants
"They used to call me the Hinchy badger, cause I'm like a honey badger, but also am a semi famous woman in Essex."
"I once bench pressed a would-be burglar whilst simultaneously vacuuming the carpet"
"While I was a security cleaner at the brothel, I learned that tampons make excellent homemade candle wicks"
Good short grunk, would recommend - 999 stars
What in the Tosh Lines was that all about? Feels like someone reported the cannon gun fun in the sun and she turned it round to being hounded by trolls. Or she watched an old episode of the Bill. Or something.
“Did you see her nails?”
“And then she offered you THE food!”
What in the Tosh Lines was that all about? Feels like someone reported the cannon gun fun in the sun and she turned it round to being hounded by trolls. Or she watched an old episode of the Bill. Or something.
“Did you see her nails?”
“And then she offered you THE food!”
She was never promoted in the fire service, non? Maybe it scuppered her too. Probably called all the cleaning staff "Pal" or "Mate" in a horribly condescending way
Full disclosure- I'm not a fan of his either. He knows his stuff re: nutrition, I'll give him that. But I think he's a performative ego on legs too. That's why the slightly spiteful side of me would LOVE to see them go head to head. They wouldn't be able to resist pointing out each other's inconsistencies to a huge audience.He likes her posts.. That one bit the dust months ago.
If it weren’t for Jacks TV appearances, I would be convinced the Twatter feed is a Bot programmed with a thesaurus and a fundamental misunderstanding of how humans speak to one another.
How gross is this?! What are the cleaning staff, props? What an attitude! Very, very much hope she's disinvited from speaking at the union's protest, the patronising shiteOh my Christ Jack. If this is true (it isn’t) you would bet your last penny your beloved union would have something to say about it.
I am just imagining an internal interview where I ask them to name our cleaning team
The compulsive lying to go bigger and better is getting worse!
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Rug comfy is it ma’am?
You can eat your dinner off it
If those shelves really did come off the wall, the death rug probably ended up full of broken glass. I wouldn't have risked it and binned the thing. It's missing from the new makeover.
The campaign that she’s piggy-backing off is saying that Sainsburys don’t currently require their contracted staff to be paid the real living wage, which is currently £9.90 across the UK and £11.05 in London. I agree she’s as insignificant as a fart in the breeze on this particular issue - like what is she going to say in a meeting with the CEO that the investors who have brought the shareholder vote against Sainsburys haven’t already said?! But what the campaign is fundamentally asking for - Sainsburys to commit to pay all their staff the minimum it costs to live now and forever - is not a bad thing.
Hearing reports from Essex Police that the plain clothes boys are taking a keen interest in Operation Shitting Dog.
That actually feels like an unfair and exclusionary interview practice. Obviously it isn’t true but what if someone from another station or office was to apply it would be a discrimination case easily.Oh my Christ Jack. If this is true (it isn’t) you would bet your last penny your beloved union would have something to say about it.
I am just imagining an internal interview where I ask them to name our cleaning team
The compulsive lying to go bigger and better is getting worse!
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What if the person applying was autistic and extremely shy to socialise with others so didn’t know many other people’s names?
Clear bullshit
God, imagine you're struggling with your sobriety and you answer your phone to a quavering honk asking how you are. 'Well it's a good job you called actually, I'm having a bad day, I-' 'yes, I'm having a hard time too. Harold said he won't take me to Lidl in his big car until I clean the kitchen and then some bullying trolls rang the police to invite them round for tea. Fortunately I'd vacuumed before they turned up because I really want that soldering iron. Anyway, lovely to chat. Go well darling'.
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