I genuinely think she brainstorms eight social media topics per day, pilots them all and then runs with whichever sticks.
Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked
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What?! Invite others? Oh no no no! That will take the attention off MEEEEEEE
I dont know what it is but i find the phrase a/my 'huge platform' really irritating. Its such a wanky phrase
Or is it the same random woman blessed with a daily call
I dont know if it was this one she was drinking in the photo but she did mention she drinks "old speckled hen" which is low alcohol 0.5%
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I'm going with Sherbert Fountain vs Sherbert Saucers! (I simply cannot understand what she is trying to say in those weird Essex Police tweets. Send brainios.)
...in a brothel.
She mentioned the photo one was Perlenbacher 0.0% she then went on to wax lyrical about Old Speckled hen which is low alcohol
Grunking ( been in the bath, innit), but are "welfare checks" a thing in the uk?
Sounds very American
Sounds very American
*Quivering nasal voice* "You need to pay the floor staff more without raising prices. The solution is simple - we need to print more money..."
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They are. We also call them 'concerns for safety '
Yeah, apparently they are not a thing in the US (source: Alice and Ioan threads)
With crippling arthritis!
It's amazing. No matter what Jack tweets about, these gullible spunkbubbles want to buy her a house.
The cats' done a whoopsie in me beret- have a house
I've had a malicious welfare check- have a house
I made a trifle- have a house.
The cats' done a whoopsie in me beret- have a house
I've had a malicious welfare check- have a house
I made a trifle- have a house.
“Ms Monroe, I trust your father has a licence to be firing that tank?”
I have theory, that she perhaps, just maybe, she told one too many emotional porkies at her AA meeting this week, that person has seen the pic with the gun and bottle on Twitter and worried themselves enough to call the police for a welfare check. Not trolling, but that narrative sounds so much better to the squiggs, no?
Just my opinion. Sorry x
Jack is very much a Caitlin Moran by another name, I remember Caitlin's book of extremely brave political essays which was like, "When I think about the immigrant children, I feel sad, for it's CRUCIAL to be KIND to people who are different. As a council estate URCHIN in Wolverhampton, I [continues for 90,000 words]"
Ah OK. I knew I had seen her mention OSH at some point. Thanks for clarification!
No offence and I am not addicted to anything, well maybe caffeine, but she doesn't really inspire me to join AA she makes it sound terrifying!
I'm actually screaming here. I was reading the thread walking home from the shop and T roll almost ended me. Like who was the person who said yesterday that she wished Jack would do a chaos?
head here. Walloper for those of you who are Scottish like me
head here. Walloper for those of you who are Scottish like me
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