Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

[DinosaurSenior]

Www.vimesbootsindex.co.uk

Dammit she got there before us.

 

[panda_eyes]

I think orangery is pronounced like orangutan but orang-awry also like the word awry.

Mom? Is that you?

Sorry TS I know you're not really

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

It might be a useful defence mechanism against the pumble though, so swings and roundabouts.

Read that as Squigs and Roundabouts. Which also works for most of her posts.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I suppose if you have no

Don't worry Jack will solve that all, just like she fixed del Monte and their child labour when they were her paymasters

"Jack monroe has never sold out or comprised her ethics"

I suppose if your stable ethical fulcrum doesn't really exist, then it would be impossible to compromise or sell out.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Ori

For me the biggest question is do you pronounce it:

OrANGery or ORINGery?

Oringry. Northern Property Frau has spoken! Tbf we laugh and say a big back porch then yeah?

 

[jenny2603]

I'm sure there was footage of this, can't find it now. Bladdy hilarious. HELLO I'D LIKE TO REPORT A CRIME. AN INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIME.

It lives on Facebook!

Spoiler: I'd like to report a crime...

 

[Bugger13]

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Ope. Poor OH will be dreaming of getting nicked at this point

Oh god, imagine if white knight is actually poor Harold who was too intimidated to challenge her directly so he thought he’d involve the police for her own good.

And he figured that even if Jack was right and they’d consider it ‘wasting police time and a very serious matter’ he would at least get some decent food down the station.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Having sacked you, I am surprised they even acknowledge you

 

[10to2]

Good god, she's so sanctimonious, I'm actually cringing whilst eating my (not sloppy) breakfast


How on earth would she know who asked/answered what in an interview. She didn't work in HR or at managerial level.

She wouldn’t. It’s a lie.

 

[L3moning]

I just had a small aneurysm.
I was skim reading the threads I follow and was on the Jodie Marsh one. I lost track of which thread I was on because they refer to her as 'JM'.
Talking about JM's boyfriend's necrophilia accusation and buying some emus. I was like JACK'S DONE WHAT?!!!!!!
I've had a cup of tea and calmed down a bit now.

And now I just imagined Jack dating Jodie Marsh

 

[Boogs]

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They probably thought you'd nicked them, what with you having the police out so much these days.

I’m sure they were thinking how could a poor in a shitty bungalow afford these

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Oooh I'm all for her claiming that food is medicine. That's the magic phrase you say three times to summon Dr Josh Woolrich, and I would like to reserve a front row seat for that showdown!

He likes her posts. . That one bit the dust months ago.

 

[Begborrowsteal]

I have a simple solution for my company, I tell them to pay at least living wage at 23+ otherwise they won’t get anyone for the apprenticeship anyway. It works for me!

My firm pays minimum wage for it! I still think its too low, its cheap labour. Chuck a couple extra grand on it so its only shy of bottom of the band.

 

[Ostapbender]

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This is such a weird event description, no? Makes it sound like there will be a serious discussion about inequality and then Jack will chip in with, "If you're feeling sad and oppressed, why not try my Microwave Pumble?"

The photo is a little bit Fatal Attraction

 

[HotesTilaire]

ScotsPolTwitter is just bonkers.
Can I still call Jack Scottish insults? Even though I’m not Scottish.
For some reason they’re just so satisfying? Yeah she’s a dickhead but bamhead is just more fitting.

 

[Pavlova]

I've love to see Jack try to rinse the sauce of Gene's 'oops because she's feeling a 'bit bluesy with the sads' and wants to make anellini con cacio e pepe.

Ah @SweetTransvestite you're killing me

 

[BonnyBabs]

I really hope Sean Clerkin gets wind of that.

Still grunking so not sure where this will land but I am simply THRILLED to see Sean Clerkin come up on here.

I hope he gatecrashes the event Jack is in and starts shouting about freedom from the English (much love and no hate to English fraus).

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Ruby is a fan of Jack's. She praises her in this book.

I don’t read praise as such. I read a nod to someone working in the same sphere. Book recommendation and mention of long grain rice.

The way she writes about Nigel (or Ewan ) or Rukmini implies an entirely different strength of feeling.

 

[Hollaaa]

Right I’d take a punt on classic Glasgow photo spot appearing! Any of these:
The Cran
Trongate clock
Squinty bridge
Beanie hat bird man/Clutha graffiti art

She should really go to 4 corners and soak up the ambiance.

4 corners made me lol.

Duke of Wellington statue
Central Station clock
Taps aff in Kelvingrove Park
Pointing at a subway sign and calling it the Clockwork Orange.

 

[Pavlova]

I know how much she annoys everyone with her made up tales and lies, however can you imagine realising that the main person your lying to is yourself.

Getting strong Spiderman meme vibes here...