Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked

[Allaboutthehashtag]

oh she can fuck right off. Not my Edinburgh.

I miss this thread for an hour and find out she's up here. Will be interesting to see the uptake because I'd rather pull each eyelash out of mine individually... or eat her peach curry than part with my hard earned cash to see her preach on living on the breadline

 

[trueblue222]

Please, please do an alternative version which includes a random woman screaming 'Ya should've kept yer legs shut, hen'.

Mhairi Black you talk shite hen would do it for me

I believe Mhairi has a first in politics and she's the MP for Paisley. Glasgow Airport is in Paisley so Jack could pay Mhairi a wee visit if Mhairi was in Scotland at the time

I would legit love to see that

 

[Ostapbender]

Some squig is already squatting on the .co.uk!

Hmmm, a typo in the title, maybe it actually is Jack's site!

Vimes Boots Intdex

https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1486002748445364230

www.vimesbootsindex.co.uk

Dang, they didn't use the photo of a boot full of spoons. What a missed opportunity!

 

[Bugger13]

throwing a wee ballbag in a lock

And then Janey throws Jack (ballbag) in She gulps, she writhes, she wordlessly snatches massive breaths of life sustaining oxygen as the deadly cold of the murky loch envelops her in its tight grip. Janey, who wouldn’t know good cooking if it kicked her in the face, watches with evil intent. Jack can only imagine that this violence towards her puppy little self is envy of her role as a former food bank user, inventor of snazzy hashtags and fabulous raconteur. It can’t be the meals she’s been softly, gently insisting Janey try-bollock sausage simmered in horse spunk beans with plenty of black pepper and bottled lemon juice for example
Send lifevestos, she wails.

 

[HotesTilaire]

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How gorgeous was Richard Beckinsale though

He was. I think Reece Shearsmith has a look of him

 

[I’MBUSY!]

She’s going to start thinking she’s Jimmy Hoffa reincarnated soon isn’t she?

Well, at least he was convicted of fraud, so we can but hope.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Grunking ( been in the bath, innit), but are "welfare checks" a thing in the uk?

Sounds very American

 

[jenny2603]

Monroe getting the Barkin' Clerkin treatment would absolutely make my year. Someone must know Clerkin, he needs to know that Jack is all up in his Tory fighting niche and opposes independence.

 

[NellieBoo]

Why? They've not challenged her big numbers, have they?

Ha! Big segment about the housing crisis, right to buy, right buy using benefits to get a mortgage, building more homes.

 

[hollywood]

I had a Scottish friend who had a Ford Mondeo (that autocorrected to Monroe ) with a number plate that was something like W369 FUD. He couldn’t sell the thing for toffee.

I worked with a girl years ago whose company car arrived with that reggie. We were all gutting ourselves and she claimed she had no idea what it meant . Fair enough,but she was able to change it and did so when every day on arrival the car park boys said ‘ it’s always great to see ( insert colleagues name here) fud coming into the car park’

 

[Sglodion]

I did know an orangery was some type of building, but is it just an especially wanky word for a conservatory or is it actually a specific thing designed for growing oranges?

 

[Captainmouse]

WTF lads?!? I did not see the police doing a malicious welfare check coming. I don't understand, how would a third party reporting something make Jack look like a timewaster? I have so many questions. Why would a welfare check cause Jack to leave the earth? Surely if someone was worried about something and the police follow it up and it's all a misunderstanding, then everyone is happy?

SEND EXPLANATIONOS.

TOO EARLY!
minnies have moved from mither mode to total mode

 

[Limey]

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Send your suggestions, frauen, I'll make more cards.

Discovers Chewin the Fat, years after it ended , so ‘Gonnae no dae that’ and ‘Good guy/wank’.

also, she’s coming to Escotia? I’d better make plans to get out of town asap.

 

[MooBelle]

The artillery peeps also seem to upload pictures and videos when the guns are out and about, haven't seen any Jubilee outings though...

That's because Big D got there first...

 

[TraceyJacks]

Ruby throwing some shade on this sunny morning.

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Sorry OT but what in the corporate Memphis are these design choices, Ruby? That is the Royal Mail font.

 

[Boogs]

Is there any single thing she can't make about her?! Good Grief!

I think that tweet is probably the most honest tweet she’s ever done!

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I went over 2 weeks overdue. I was so full of water I was the size of a small island and couldn’t wear shoes. Child was of average weight.

 

[Cookiecookie]

I know someone who smoked through their pregnancy to ensure that they had a low weight baby to make birth easier

They used to recommend it back in the day. My mum was born mid smoke by both my grandma and the midwife. Put their cigarettes down whilst she was coming out and picked them back up once she was here

Jack has posted a picture of a newborn SB in hospital still. Not disputing he was poorly, as he's hooked up to something, but he didn't look especially small.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

I best not partake in this as the school budgie died when it came home with me for holidays

What could more perfectly channel Vibe of Jack than this?!

 

[Hollaaa]

I silently judge collaeagues who claim to always make time to speak to cleaners etc. Of course every single person is potentially worthy of conversation, but only wankers feel the need to point out their egalitarian attitude by speaking to those the consider beneath them.. Making a point of it is patronising and shows your snobbery.
if you like them, say hello, have a chat. Don't advertise it. Don't pretend to like them its patronising and transparent.

Gives me heavy "I've just emptied the dishwasher" vibes.