Having sacked you, I am surprised they even acknowledge you
Having sacked you, I am surprised they even acknowledge you
Wear shin guards at all times in August!Facking Hell, Flowery E!!! Just Googled the new venue. It's perilously close to my office!! It's also right opposite Ian "mate" Rankin's flat (he's very open about his location). I wonder if he'll have her up for tea?
Bloody hell. That's ridiculousHad a brief nose at some older stuff, she's had more pets than I realised. Did we know she once used to 'rescue' guinea pigs? There's been other bunnies and cats too it seems.
And now I just imagined Jack dating Jodie MarshI just had a small aneurysm.
I was skim reading the threads I follow and was on the Jodie Marsh one. I lost track of which thread I was on because they refer to her as 'JM'.
Talking about JM's boyfriend's necrophilia accusation and buying some emus. I was like JACK'S DONE WHAT?!!!!!!
I've had a cup of tea and calmed down a bit now.
Poor MargaretTalking about JM's boyfriend's necrophilia accusation
She would fit the usual criteria....And now I just imagined Jack dating Jodie Marsh
Definite OH curveball there.And now I just imagined Jack dating Jodie Marsh
She was tweeting at 4.30 amDefinite OH curveball there.
ETA- how is she STILL not up?
Christ, she's going to be out of depth sat next to them two! She'll go full Monroe and claim oppression and poverty all over the shop!View attachment 1330382
This is such a weird event description, no? Makes it sound like there will be a serious discussion about inequality and then Jack will chip in with, "If you're feeling sad and oppressed, why not try my Microwave Pumble?"
What a panel! Two people who sound like they have something to say and the shitting dog.View attachment 1330382
This is such a weird event description, no? Makes it sound like there will be a serious discussion about inequality and then Jack will chip in with, "If you're feeling sad and oppressed, why not try my Microwave Pumble?"
Lol at "Star of BBC's Daily Kitchen Live", excuse me I think Sir Matt would like a word.View attachment 1330382
This is such a weird event description, no? Makes it sound like there will be a serious discussion about inequality and then Jack will chip in with, "If you're feeling sad and oppressed, why not try my Microwave Pumble?"
My imagination goes in strange directions.Definite OH curveball there.
The photo is a little bit Fatal AttractionView attachment 1330382
This is such a weird event description, no? Makes it sound like there will be a serious discussion about inequality and then Jack will chip in with, "If you're feeling sad and oppressed, why not try my Microwave Pumble?"
I don't think boiling bunnies is 90% vegan.The photo is a little bit Fatal Attraction
Meh. Lightweight. I was working all night. Up at 10am. Back in work this afternoon.She was tweeting at 4.30 am
It also sounds elevenerifed/jackerifed like I get the “know the cleaners name and something about them” I don’t agree with it, but could imagine it happening as an interview question. But name 3 cleaners? Three!?It just sounds like one of those stupid LinkedIn myths or something from the "firm handshake and take your CV in in person" school of thought.
Star of DKL? Star?View attachment 1330382
This is such a weird event description, no? Makes it sound like there will be a serious discussion about inequality and then Jack will chip in with, "If you're feeling sad and oppressed, why not try my Microwave Pumble?"