Follow your noseI mean they could, but do they really have the time to be re-enacting the da Vinci code around the streets of Southend?
(Oh, now my maverick little mind has scampered off in the direction of the clues they may find to lead them to the mysterious house of Monroe...)
Frankly I'm glad I don't live in that neck of the woods. The firemen from fucking Trumpton sound more trustworthy.The thought of the guys waiting for their interviews shouting at the cleaners, "Oi Rosie, when's your son's birthday? Got any allergies? Oasis or Blur?"
Between that and the Marxist-Leninist club meetings about why the communist revolution should be led by the queen, Big Dave is rapidly becoming my favourite comedy character.
I am still hooting and fizzing about yesterday's chaos. I demand the police release bodycam footage which shows the look on Jack's face when she's asked for evidence of the violent and disturbing threats she invented for online clout.Ah she's not up yet. I imagine she took the Police advice on safety and spent the night patrolling the perimeter of the bungalow with a head torch, swearing at voles and laying down sandbags... that or doing something recreational
Jack gets away with all her lies somehow.This can’t be true… why has no one questioned the validity of this?
Radiohead is always the answer to this question.Oasis or Blur?"
The gift that keeps givingBetween that and the Marxist-Leninist club meetings about why the communist revolution should be led by the queen, Big Dave is rapidly becoming my favourite comedy character.
My mum would be asking me "what did I do?"Why would you tweet your child and not message them? Wouldn't you think the worst if your child was visited by police and go round to check on them? Her family dynamic is just so weird.
It just sounds like one of those stupid LinkedIn myths or something from the "firm handshake and take your CV in in person" school of thought.“Well there’s John, in his spare time he likes to visit a local dominatrix and get whipped with a variety of kitchen implements, then Mary has recently had an operation to get rid of her piles, apparently they were the worst case the surgeon had even seen, then there’s Sue, she’s having a secret affair with her best friend’s twenty year old son…are those the sort of facts you wanted?”
Joking aside I reckon if you felt you were passed over for promotion because you couldn’t name three cleaners and a fact about them you could probably make a serious complaint. I can’t imagine that would stand up in a tribunal as a good reason not to promote an otherwise perfect candidate. So just like most of Jack’s claims it’s bollocks.
Jack in her interview no doubt did the old ‘I see myself in your job’ when asked where she sees her career in ten years. Also, imagine the size of her CV.It just sounds like one of those stupid LinkedIn myths or something from the "firm handshake and take your CV in in person" school of thought.
And the new book festival venue is on the other side of town from those delightful little independent bistros Dishoom and Five Guys. She might starve.Ugh she's going to be swanning around all the busy places at the Fringe with a look on her smug chops that's like "That's right, it IS me!"
Oh shit, I'm going to this. I'll make sure I'm nowhere near the speakers, wouldn't want to be accused of stalking the smol pixie
I’m sorry but that should say “She has built a career exploiting those who society has left behind”Look what I found in the Edinburgh Book Festival programme. Looks like Jack's doing a couple of events here in Celery Town. Sadly I think I'll be BUSY!
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Facking Hell, Flowery E!!! Just Googled the new venue.And the new book festival venue is on the other side of town from those delightful little independent bistros Dishoom and Five Guys. She might starve.
What in the...?Had a brief nose at some older stuff, she's had more pets than I realised. Did we know she once used to 'rescue' guinea pigs? There's been other bunnies and cats too it seems.
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