Gawd dang it. Sheâll have animal control on her ass if they see Coopsyâs nose.I'm not a Forensic laser like Jack but I thought they were reported to CPS not SS originally? Or has Jack remembered they're not American
Jack Monroe #321 It's just that Jack wasn't especially cool or well liked
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Bring it on witches I'm doing life for maliciously welfare checking Jack Monroe, I've got nothing left to lose.
Normal mums: ring you right away to find out why tf the police were at your door
Jack's mum: checks Twitter before bed, rolls eyes and sends a mildly concerned reply lest she be accused later of not caring.
Astonishingly informed and brave are not words I would ever think could apply to Jack.
The call was coming from inside the family
I think she's also looking for a payday. She said her first meeting was free and after that she charges consultancy fees, so does this mean the meetings with Asda are paid? And now she's thinking she can do the same with Sainsbos - witch about them online until they give her some hush money.
I think this explains the incessant tweeting for the last however many months it's been (84 years
). Her career was non-existent after DKL and the awful, nightmare collabs that followed. She was quiet on socials during the time she claims to have been in rehab and I don't think even one follower noticed her absence. The stupid Asda viral thing has really given her a second (third? sixth?) wind and now she won't shut up for fear of being utterly irrelevant again. Truly eye-roll inducing stuff.
One place I worked, the cleaner had a second job as a rather niche stripper. She was a plump, grandmotherly type. We kind of knew this, but my coworker accidentally witnessed it after going somewhere other than his usual for a pint. Imagine telling someone doing a promotion interview that?!
Itâs ok. It wouldnât happen normally. Apart from the Southend station where you mention daddy is a fire officer/manager etc and then suddenly you get the job!
Like Lenny hate having to do this and sorry this must be boring the tit out of you all by now⌠but idk this call thing doesnât feel v authentic to me. Itâs something Iâve often seen or heard for people who have lost everything and are new in so incredibly vulnerable, people that are more likely to be in a residential facility or hostel type situation than functioning to some degree. Being able to take or make a phone call a day is a privilege many working people with families simply donât have. Iâve also always pre arranged calls with sponsors for that reason. Itâs also something that Iâve seen as more of a thing with the older generation and I imagine itâs because the technology to text or voice note simply wasnât a thing back then.
Like Iâm not saying sheâs lying itâs just a very atypical thing for someone of her age whoâs close to a year in to be discussing. A bit odd imo
Like Iâm not saying sheâs lying itâs just a very atypical thing for someone of her age whoâs close to a year in to be discussing. A bit odd imo
Lenny and HTRIA absolutely love hearing your perspectives. It does sound like BS but you donât want to say so in case itâs true and it causes offence. So is there 344 people in her meeting, or is it 20 and they rotate roughly every 3 weeks? To be honest that kind of thing sounds like MLM
Oh dear this to me is proof of a lie, to what extent and about what specifically - days sober, being in the programme at all, wfk - but those are her lying numbers, the ones she pulls out of her arse when sheâs making tit up. Sorry if this lands insensitivity to anyone, feels dark!
It's not boring at all, but I feel for you guys having to constantly counteract her dangerous bs. It's good information in general, but also proves how little she really knows or tries to adhere to the program.Like Lenny hate having to do this and sorry this must be boring the tit out of you all by now⌠but idk this call thing doesnât feel v authentic to me. Itâs something Iâve often seen or heard for people who have lost everything and are new in so incredibly vulnerable, people that are more likely to be in a residential facility or hostel type situation than functioning to some degree. Being able to take or make a phone call a day is a privilege many working people with families simply donât have. Iâve also always pre arranged calls with sponsors for that reason. Itâs also something that Iâve seen as more of a thing with the older generation and I imagine itâs because the technology to text or voice note simply wasnât a thing back then.
Like Iâm not saying sheâs lying itâs just a very atypical thing for someone of her age whoâs close to a year in to be discussing. A bit odd imo
Oh my! Passionate trade unionist and Asda shopper Jack will be fit to be tied when she hears about this.
www.gmb.org.uk
ASDA now the worst paying of big 4 supermarkets
Oxfam has announced them as being bottom of the supermarket ethical scorecard, says GMB Union
www.gmb.org.uk
Micro grunk but they might be planning changes based on the shareholder vote and be using Jack as a useful idiot following the good press it got Asda
Thank you dear heart, conscious of being me-raily as thatâs not the intention but do feel obliged to clarify things as I wouldnât ever want someone put off or to think what a bunch of freaks/odd oppressive rules.
Tbh I can believe sheâs been given that advice, by an older person. I prefer suburban meetings and imagine demographically theyâre v similar to Thorpe Bay (but less posh) and you will be told to do things like call people daily⌠but youâve got to remember where that advice is coming from? Itâs coming from the older gen (*bookmark will get to this later) who came from a time where the telephone was the only means of communication, there were fewer meetings, and the economy was different - you would be housed and fed whilst you took months/years off to get well, we donât have that privilege now.
*On elders - love and respect my local old timers but you have to develop a point of view of your own that works for you, especially if you are a woman. Lots of them could do 90 in 90 because they had wives at home keeping the house going or maybe even still lived with their parents, if youâre a single mum that may not be an option to you. Things like fellowship or step work hosted at a personâs house arenât always tenable anymore cos of the housing crisis (would be interested to know if this is the same in lower cost of living areas?) meaning people are in house shares or HMOs. Like a frau said it the other day about intergenerational wealth and her dad, the world is SO different that whilst you can really respect someone with 40,50,60 years youâre not living in the world they did back then so as inspiring and incredibly important to the fellowship they are, theyâre not going to be the ones providing you with the toolkit for living in 2022. Itâs a unique situation I suppose cos where else would you get such a range of ages discussing mental health and wellness, but a bit of critical thinking is needed. Itâs a nuanced conversation that isnât going to work on Twitter and I do wonder if I should even be writing it here?
But idk, constantly Iâm left wondering if she just writes down tidbits in an iPhone note to tweet or if sheâs actually doing any work or thinking on this subjectâŚ?
Tbh I can believe sheâs been given that advice, by an older person. I prefer suburban meetings and imagine demographically theyâre v similar to Thorpe Bay (but less posh) and you will be told to do things like call people daily⌠but youâve got to remember where that advice is coming from? Itâs coming from the older gen (*bookmark will get to this later) who came from a time where the telephone was the only means of communication, there were fewer meetings, and the economy was different - you would be housed and fed whilst you took months/years off to get well, we donât have that privilege now.
*On elders - love and respect my local old timers but you have to develop a point of view of your own that works for you, especially if you are a woman. Lots of them could do 90 in 90 because they had wives at home keeping the house going or maybe even still lived with their parents, if youâre a single mum that may not be an option to you. Things like fellowship or step work hosted at a personâs house arenât always tenable anymore cos of the housing crisis (would be interested to know if this is the same in lower cost of living areas?) meaning people are in house shares or HMOs. Like a frau said it the other day about intergenerational wealth and her dad, the world is SO different that whilst you can really respect someone with 40,50,60 years youâre not living in the world they did back then so as inspiring and incredibly important to the fellowship they are, theyâre not going to be the ones providing you with the toolkit for living in 2022. Itâs a unique situation I suppose cos where else would you get such a range of ages discussing mental health and wellness, but a bit of critical thinking is needed. Itâs a nuanced conversation that isnât going to work on Twitter and I do wonder if I should even be writing it here?
But idk, constantly Iâm left wondering if she just writes down tidbits in an iPhone note to tweet or if sheâs actually doing any work or thinking on this subjectâŚ?
This is whatâs so infuriating. She bangs on constantly about how she is always getting death and rape threats, and also makes histrionic comments suggesting that people want her dead âwhether by their or my handâ, or something along those lines. She tweets about her bad days and depression, and is public about her attempts at sobriety. She also has occasional custody of a young boy who she doesnât appear to pay any attention to (she say heâs with her, but then tweets constantly), who has in the recent past, as she herself described, thought she was dead when she was just sleeping.
And she has 500,000+ followers. Some of whom, apparently, think she is the second coming.
So itâs hardly surprising (if any of the above is true, but this being Jack, who knows) that one of these many deluded followers might have been worried enough to call the police for a welfare check. Thereâs actually no reason to think this would have been malicious.
Unless of course all the above is just a bunch of lies, and she has narc rage because people have interfered with her narrative.
The only flaw in that proposition is that Jack is, in fact, a useless idiot. In real terms, sheâs of no use at all.
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