Jack Monroe #320 Guns N' Roses

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You would think she would have made use of her Union subs to push to get paid by the telegraph sooner than 3 years
 
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I mean I have a stupid cat and if he kept doing this I’d probably cut down the brambles but what do I know
 
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Surely you can't think Union Jack is lying . My own cat is a bit daft sometimes. He's been kicked by a deer (we live in the sticks), squared up to a huge fox (which scared the bejesus out of me), climbed up a tree and had to be rescued by a neighbour and has also fallen out of a tree, got stuck in a shed. He's only done each of these stupid escapades once. Unlike the seemingly stoopid or pain seeking Cooper
 
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Kicked by a deer?! Taking nine lives to the extreme.
 
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Considering the state of her hands, imagine what her feet look like. Jack is a particularly grubby mummy.
 
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I worked in retail in Kilburn, Tooting, Peckham and Wandsworth in the mid 90s.
It was like the Wild West
 
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Christ people offering to pay for this and that for JM, probably the same people who wouldn't even lend their mate a tenner if they were hard up. Absolute weirdos!
 
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Where's Dash?

Oh missy, there are so many valid reasons why we question the health and appearance of animals in your care.

 
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I also think that the person who posted earlier and knew of her in social circles. That she is indeed left out of alot of things and spends alot of time very alone. It's obvious by the fact she's never off Twitter and by the fact if her OH or SB so much as sneeze she mentions it.

It can't be easy sitting on your Todd day in day out watching other people live their lives to the full where all you have is bitterness and resentment.
 
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Fortunately my case isn't anything like that. CB daughter has a large collection of genuine Louis Vuitton handbags, Gucci watches, changes her car every 2 years without fail but goes on SM saying she's no money to buy socks and underwear for her child. Some distant relatives have sent her cashos and god only knows what the money was spent on.
 
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Plus ca change, Septembery M, plus ca change!
 
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Cats who scratch their own face can be due to food intolerances or fleas.

Given that she doesn't drive and how "entertaining" getting cats to the vet is...I'd think we would hear about her chasing cooper around the house for days to get him in his basket or how he walks right in like knows it's for him or some bollocks and how her friend (she totally has friends) gave her a lift in exchange for some honking slop.

one of mine is a right plonker, hit by a car and was inside healing up for 8 weeks, the day we let her out she got in a fight AND managed to lose a claw resulting in me going into the hall to find bloody paw prints everywhere and a nice big gash on her nose.
 
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I mean I have a stupid cat and if he kept doing this I’d probably cut down the brambles but what do I know
My cat is elderly and doesn't venture out much anymore but in his 22 years the only time he's had scratches on his nose is when he's gotten into a fight. I think he's only had scraps maybe 3 or 4 times. So I'm quite sceptical about the cat repeatedly injuring his nose on the same bush/mice/magpie.
 
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I'm sure I shouldn't ask, but...two. I know about pretzel, but what happened with the other?
 
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If I was owned by Jack I'd probably self flagellate on a regular basis
 
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