Just my opinion, but I can't imagine a sober person tweeting this sort of stuff at this time of night.
(Mammy’s old GU pots are glass.)Those will melt the plastic pots. twit.
Wtf is this clown on!?
A trifle from the shop genuinely looks as if it would taste better than the tripe Jack serves up. I'm not being awful but I genuinely dont think Jack is a great cook. I think Jack would be much better off advocating for charitys and just leaving the cooking and home craft stuff aside. I think most people would sooner become criminals than measure out 2p dollops of sauce and eat peach and chikpea curryI can't get myself worked up over the platinum jubilee trifle being expensive; it's to celebrate one of the richest women in the world, there's a consistency there. And if there's any time to push the boat out on food it's for a special occasion. People who can't afford to make it probably can't afford the time to fanny around either, they'll probably just buy a ready-made trifle for a couple of quid from the supermarket rather than waste time on whatever sloppy horror Jack dreams up.
This reminds me of an off topic storyI'd say she may have plagiarised the idea but I'm not sure Jack has even heard of Morrisons, other than she probably thought that was him from The Smiths when she adopted Smiths fan as a five minute persona.*
*I have no idea if she's ever adopted Smiths fan as a perona, but it seems a Jack thing to do. And a Sali Hughes thing obviously.
dubious candle tips and the re-emergence of sex work jack are entirely too much for this time of night
We used to be able to say how unlike the home life of our own dear Queen. But Andy put paid to that. So, just stop, Jack.This reminds me of an off topic story
there was a tweet with a text message conversation between two guys that went something like this -
“hey Andy, do you like Morrissey?”
”aye it‘s ok I prefer Asda but”
On topic, omg Trifle Offender Jack is one thing, but I don’t think any of us expected brothel Jack on the middle of this royal night.
It's ok. She was a fire officer.Bloody hell, Jack - just shut up and go to bed now. And don’t light that ‘candle’.