Jack Monroe #317 Poverty Contrepreneur

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She's one of these clowns who thinks all cats should get on just because they are cats. Would I ever get a new cat and introduce them to an existing cat by flinging them in the same room? No. Sometimes that would work and sometimes it doesn't. You get cats who love other cats, tolerate them or plain hate them. She knows nothing about animals, that's clear.
True. I've got two. They're related and they still only just tolerate each other.
 
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True. I've got two. They're related and they still only just tolerate each other.
I have a mother and a daughter. 60% of the time they curl up together, 39% they ignore each other and 1% they have massive cat fights!
 
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The OH having to be with her til next spring (if true) give me controlling vibes. All her tweets today about OH do.



SB Dad is a professional photographer on the side or was. Or aspires to be. IMO the pix are not amazing. He has featured SB in some of his portfolio as well as his ex wife. Interesting to see Jack in there too. I may be being a bit of a prude but most of his portfolio consists of young, scantily clad women and I find it a little creepy.
Looks like a still from a 1970s porno.
Now ask about the rabbit please squig.
 
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Sorry if this was picked up previously but I was just checking if her publisher had liked any of her performative book chaos tweets (spoiler alert - she hasn't) and I found this:
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How many times can you shoehorn I, I, I and Me, Me, Me into a speech about someone else?

"When I first became aware of X I was a single mum, shivering in a crappy hovel, gnawing on broken lightbulbs (until I had to sell them) and popping an OXO cube down my pants for those "special times".
 
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This new book of Jack's has a lot of pics of Jack. I don't think she should be sharing her wank bank publicly like that.
 
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This new book of Jack's has a lot of pics of Jack. I don't think she should be sharing her wank bank publicly like that.
I don’t know why she’s always on the cover of her books. Unless you’re Mom or THAT MAN levels of famous, nobody wants to see your gurning mug. I suppose it saves us having to look at photos of the slop.
 
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Do we think it's going to be like the last award ceremony, she's saying she's attending but actually she'll win something and be all fake bashful about it?
 
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I don’t think I can scope with this assault on my eyes. She must have been taking the piss??? SURELY???

Nobody, not even our Jackie, could don that clobber in all seriousness?

She makes Laurence Lleweyn-whatshisface look tame.

Personally, I'm just super excited to see what she wears.

Maybe Viv (RIP) will make an appearance? Hopefully, no pigskin chapeaus.

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Do we think it's going to be like the last award ceremony, she's saying she's attending but actually she'll win something and be all fake bashful about it?
Perhaps the squigs called ahead to tell them the book is completed it mate, and the best ever and free to all foodbanks.
 
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Is she not going to spend any of the half term with SB? Tuesday was movie night last week, but this week it's all forgotten.
 
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Haven't been in here in a while due to Depp Trial and have way too much to ever grunk but just wanted to pop on as my flatmate just turned to me and said your mate Jack Monroe is on.. and he asked the question What Is she?

oh where do I start?

PS he meant is she a man, a woman, a trans etc etc.. he didn't expect 10 mins of her gender and sexual identity history either.... lol
 
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