She will, if she can.100%. Bisexual is not “woke” enough (they’re pilloried for the prefix bi implying that there is a gender binary), and for some reason, everything that’s true about herself, Jack hates.
So pansexual it is, and she will probably claim oppression by traditional LGBTs and find some way to horribly offend lesbians.
Off topic but on the topic of That’s Life magazine, I do find this rather amusingLove these but have to admit I prefer that dark That’s Life mag spin off which covers all the batshit crime and spooky stories:
Aborted oats came back to HAUNT ME!
I was STALKED by a SPACEMAN with a box!
Assaulted by MENDACIOUS PUMBLE as I slept through 24 alarms.
FACELESS bullies said my PET was OBESE!!!
My OH likes his beans rinsed.If anyone wants to see how it should be done Google miguel barclay this morning then look at the video where Jack was rinsing beans
I still can't believe she rinsed beans on national TV
Walloper (Scottish for dick)
Sit the fuck down I want to see Redcar has that effect on meRemembering ‘gumshoe’ and laughing out loud here
I'm still not over her using 'bootstrap' when she meant 'shoestring' and now she's a decade into the grift and she can't change it.Remembering ‘gumshoe’ and laughing out loud here
Commenting from the past, but I can’t help but wonder if the horse thickened in the oven, or the lasagne?! Send idiotguidos. And Smackeroonies, obviously. Lots of smackeroonies for me (and me, myself and I).A HORSE spunked over my lasagne. But it thickened in the oven.
Grunkaing, but me either. Surely, you know if you've gained a bit, and also, you'd have decided on an outfit beforehand, not just before you were about to leave?Worn with a strappy white bra underneath. It’s what Viv would have wanted x
I hope “cutting up clothes with a knife to take them off” gets a DHOTY tag. I don’t believe a word Jack says but this is beyond the pale.
I said exactly this earlierGrunkaing, but me either. Surely, you know if you've gained a bit, and also, you'd have decided on an outfit beforehand, not just before you were about to leave?
Clothes shopping genuinely gives me the fear, but even I'd manage to put something together at least a day before. And I've never been to an awards ceremony either.
She doesn't have any friends*
I think that's where she'll end upShe lives her life as if every moment has to be a cover story for Take A Break magazine.
I'm quoting myself like a twat. I apologise for my OT rant. I did try to edit. And I hope I didn't offend anyone.She will, if she can.
I'm not a lesbian but my sister is. My best friend is a gay man. We are all in our late 40's/50's. I was my sister's 'flat mate'. I was my best friend's 'girlfriend' way back in the late 80's/early 90's. So they didn't lose their jobs. Or get hassled as some exotic creature. Or beaten up.
And it makes me pissing fucking sick to my stomach that people jumping on some bandwagon get some kind of protection. Follow the money, indeed.
All those beautiful boys that died, the lesbians that have fought for their rights as females .
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