Every Jack thread should have had a Take a Break-style title. 317 missed opportunities...
Love at Last: I Slipped Him A Smartprice Sausage And He Returned The Favour!
Love at Last: I Slipped Him A Smartprice Sausage And He Returned The Favour!
Jack Monroe #317 Poverty Contrepreneur
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Disabled, queer, non-binary, autistic, trans, lefty lezzer, ADHD’ etc etc beg to differ…
We MUST do this for the next thread #318 with whatever Jackccident happened in that thread
Yes Linda Riley is a friend of Jack AND the person behind the abhorrent Ripper museum.
Cripes!
Blue squig has featured before. Set up a Twitter account this May, has one follower, fights Jack's battles and generally arse licks.
Cu*t or cu*t?
She's also "devastated" about the Depp/Heard verdict.
Blue squig has featured before. Set up a Twitter account this May, has one follower, fights Jack's battles and generally arse licks.
Cu*t or cu*t?
She's also "devastated" about the Depp/Heard verdict.
I've been a charity shop afficionada my whole lifetime or so I thought until I ventured to various cities and excitedly visited chazzas in posh areas hoping to nab some bargains. Probably ten years ago or more, Oxfam Kensington, the cheapest item was a pair of £90 used jeans. A chazza in Clifton, probably another Oxfam, everything I liked was well out of my budget, even my new things budget, v disappointed, thinking I'd be coming home with unimaginable treasures, I hadn't realised that everyone has caught on to the joys of a good old rummage
And another boutique style chazza in Glasgow, can't remember the area, looked very chichi, thought I'm bound to strike it lucky, I actually felt like an undeserving skank fingering their beautifully displayed silken smalls (& way too small for me, I'd have ended up taking a knife to my overpriced charity shop... pants... da duck?!)
I don't know why she doesn't just come out as bi, so she can be victimized by both sides.
Take a Jack!
I’ve fallen in love - with myself!
I thought I only liked bollocks in my sausages - until I met Harold!
I decked my wimp brother, at Christmas!
A white winger said “keep your legs shut” so I kicked him!
I bit a 50p size hole in my lip, but red lippy cured me!
I made a box - out of a box!
I fell down the stairs AGAIN - and forgot I supported QPR!
I’ve fallen in love - with myself!
I thought I only liked bollocks in my sausages - until I met Harold!
I decked my wimp brother, at Christmas!
A white winger said “keep your legs shut” so I kicked him!
I bit a 50p size hole in my lip, but red lippy cured me!
I made a box - out of a box!
I fell down the stairs AGAIN - and forgot I supported QPR!
I thought so.
I've been a charity shop afficionada my whole lifetime or so I thought until I ventured to various cities and excitedly visited chazzas in posh areas hoping to nab some bargains. Probably ten years ago or more, Oxfam Kensington, the cheapest item was a pair of £90 used jeans. A chazza in Clifton, probably another Oxfam, everything I liked was well out of my budget, even my new things budget, v disappointed, thinking I'd be coming home with unimaginable treasures, I hadn't realised that everyone has caught on to the joys of a good old rummage
And another boutique style chazza in Glasgow, can't remember the area, looked very chichi, thought I'm bound to strike it lucky, I actually felt like an undeserving skank fingering their beautifully displayed silken smalls (& way too small for me, I'd have ended up taking a knife to my overpriced charity shop... pants... da duck?!)
The Cotswolds 
-ish is where it's at for posh charity shops, lots of small local charities that don't have the time to do ebay selling, they mark things up a little, but it's still cheap. We went for a day trip to one market town and got literally hundreds of pounds of high end baby clothes for less than £20 shortly before baby cucumber was born.
-ish is where it's at for posh charity shops, lots of small local charities that don't have the time to do ebay selling, they mark things up a little, but it's still cheap. We went for a day trip to one market town and got literally hundreds of pounds of high end baby clothes for less than £20 shortly before baby cucumber was born.
It's more proof Jack knows nothing of the subject matter and is a sneery snob. She really thinks all charity shops are dingy places, where everything is a quid. Even the more regular ones by me are like little boutiques.The Cotswolds
Every time you mention baby cucumber I get cartoon love hearts in my eyes.The Cotswolds
My pussy( cat) gets called fat.
I found love in Lidl thanks to my man
I dyed my clothes black, now I only wear colour.
Ooh good tip, I haven't been there for years but many moons ago got a beautiful Boden raincoat in a Cotswolds chazza , not a big Boden fan but it really suited me. Obvs I put on a shitload of weight and had to be airlifted out of it or somesuch drastic tight clothes chaosThe Cotswolds
Oooooooo remember sweet shop eyeshadow Jack?! Will she treat us to a 'look' tonight?
There’s a lot of shady tit about Jack’s mate Linda. Here’s a Private Eye expose: https://imgur.io/a/fnI43o2
The entire world of diversity awards and organisations is seriously dodgy and doesn’t surprise me Jack keeps winning ‘awards’ from them.
I had a quick skim read over Thread 31. Oh, man. Great thread!
We never did get the Big Announcement from the sports bra pictures.
We never did get the Big Announcement from the sports bra pictures.
Arrrr grunking but did she duck get the viv anywhere on the Cally Road!!!
One day I'll call them that in real life. Maybe I'll go with gherkin.
Unless it's Burberry found in a puddle.
Also, have finally got to and finished the infamous Thread 31. I was cringing so much.
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