omg of course!!! Forgot about the Sunday school teacher and dildo drawer thing, silly me I’ve had too much medical
Jack Monroe #316 Bizarrely, Jack seems to have misread the research
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Why would any media outlet approach Jack when they could have Miguel on?
Jack appears at greenbelt festivalIf it's Religious Jack, I really want her to go the whole hog. Revival tent, speaking in tongues, headscarves (again). Nothing half-arsed or just keeping the easy bits.
No judgement on keeping the bits of religion that work and binning the rest; I'm a fairly lapsed Catholic but St Anthony (patron saint of lost things) and St Jude (lost causes) do a lot of heavy lifting in my lifebut Jack going full religious nut would be hilarious.
"Send me your tales of woe so I can appropriate them for future regurgitation"
Here's a list of prices for newspaper articles, not sure which one at the Telegraph she falls under.
It is amazing the amount of talented, articulate, non combative cooks, writers, genuinely poor people with recent lived experiences and actual campaigners out there who are frequently overlooked. Jack benefits so much more than so many other people who would do a better job if only they were given the opportunity to do so.
It was easy free publicity for Asda. They just stuck Smart Price on their website and made a song and dance about putting it in every store. No doubt some SP lines weren't being sold widely (because sorry Jack, but a lot of cheap food just doesn't taste nice. I suspect that, for instance, many customers would rather go without cola than buy the budget stuff?), but essentials like rice and pasta would have been everywhere already.
One thing that was quite gross was that some Asdas changed their layouts to put all the SP products together in a single display. I saw a lot of Jackolytes sharing this happily, but bleeping hell, people will feel so embarrassed to have to shop in the Poor Aisle.
So what can we do to change this?
And here everyone goes again, encouraging and enabling her.
I can see why she spends all her time on Twitter, reality probably feels crappy to her now compared to this fantasy land where she has power and influence, constant praise. None of it is real, and when her bubble bursts, everything will come crashing down.
Hang on. Jack is getting paid for the tv appearances? Now I may be misremembering, but I thought she had previously said she doesn’t get paid for these?
You’re onto something there, Hotes. I fancy a bit of rista with sperbs.
We know everything is interchangeable (or she can’t remember it, can’t spell it, doesn't know what it means). Could be a new venture?
Portmanteau Cooking with Mooncake Jr (aka the Slopi Mixe).
I'm still bemused that Jack misread the ONS data and several news agencies misunderstood her misreading and wanged on all day about pasta, and the squigs just misread their own brains and bounced up and down, squeaking about libel. Exhaustipating! The people who matter- those who commission the research and carry out the analysis - can see exactly what a liabilty she is and will presumably stay well clear in future.
I vote RIOT (wearing our ‘mad canal Frau’s can riot!’ Merch). ETA bagsy old pink hair in the gif.
If she really was on the bare bones of her Mediterranean arse, then she would have chased the duck out of those late payments.Isn’t banging on about late payments really quite relevant to other areas of her life? Hmmm?
Yes, how many will become her stories?
Also she's now referring to multiple "hatchet jobs" when it was just one article.
Her book edits going well I see
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<— is really starting to butter my parsnips.
Traumatised by bailiffs, laughing at the idea of inflicting them on others (an entity rather than an individual, albeit)
Such a card
Cannot wait for this book, and the ensuing James Frey style expose about her truthfulness (lack thereof).
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