Jack Monroe #314 Take care on the stairs you pretend to fall down repeatedly

[YR80]

Too early?

Too early for what?

 

[Cucumberthunder]

Jack showing bored disdain and barely registering the bluebottle trolls.

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There's nothing libellous about questioning where the rest of the Teemill money went. Surely your forensic arse cannot have forgotten "regular updates" ?

But she is the epitome of transparency?

Do you think Harold is wondering why she's spending so long on the loo?

 

[usefullyuseless]

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UUUUURGH imagine being Jack and having a fanbase comprised entirely of crappy little snitching weasels.

'I've screenshot your tweet' has big RSM energy. Screenshot away you plonker

 

[Clapster1]

I really hope he rotten behaviour comes back to bite her spectacularly on the arse.

Lozza and co may be alot of things but they had the grace to make a point, stick to it and leave it. She's being horrid to people all the time for having an opinion.
I really wish she would grow the duck up and stop being such a bitter troll.

I am very much of the opinion that she needs this libel case to happen because as we all know nobody defeats her in a court of law.
The dislike/distrust of Lozza & Co generally does make them easy targets but it very much fizzled out from their side. I think a lot of what she is saying to keep the fire stoked isn't going to be beneficial to her case and as we know there are receipts for a whole lot of things that don't reflect favourably on her.
If Jack believes that this case is her Golden Ticket to the dream orangery then she may well find it's a dud.

 

[GoLando]

Pre-orders ready in time for Christmas. I think I've heard that one before. Except she was talking about last Christmas.

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Ah yes, that great selling period of “after Christmas”.

 

[usefullyuseless]

Too early for what?

Too early for the next thread title

 

[Orphan_Black]

'I've screenshot your tweet' has big RSM energy. Screenshot away you plonker

There are hundreds of screenshots proving Jack is a liar too. Squig's threat means squat-all.

 

[Cack Conroe]

I am very much of the opinion that she needs this libel case to happen because as we all know nobody defeats her in a court of law.
The dislike/distrust of Lozza & Co generally does make them easy targets but it very much fizzled out from their side. I think a lot of what she is saying to keep the fire stoked isn't going to be beneficial to her case and as we know there are receipts for a whole lot of things that don't reflect favourably on her.
If Jack believes that this case is her Golden Ticket to the dream orangery then she may well find it's a dud.

I think she's emboldened after everyone acts like the Vimes Boots Index actually exists. For as long as she can, she'll act like the lolsuit actually exists. It doesn't, and Lozza and pals have moved on. But in a year's time, she's still have her crack team of paralegals on it, if any morons ask.

 

[Orphan_Black]

she's still have her crack team of paralegals on it, if any morons ask.

If these cracking paralegals exist, who is paying for them?

 

[Lazarus]

I hope OH with the big car hasn't left, someone should take jack down to Lidl as it's Greek week. Check your Lidl plus card for 10% off Greek food! Cream cheese rolled in green olives with a feta and kalamata center

And bottles of Mythos for 99p!

 

[Nonah]

Imma level with you fraus. I’m drunk and in no way capable of any kind of grunt. Has she opened the box yet or no?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Imma level with you fraus. I’m drunk and in no way capable of any kind of grunt. Has she opened the box yet or no?

You can grunt when drunk. Not sure about a thorough grunk though.

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I think she's emboldened after everyone acts like the Vimes Boots Index actually exists. For as long as she can, she'll act like the lolsuit actually exists. It doesn't, and Lozza and pals have moved on. But in a year's time, she's still have her crack team of paralegals on it, if any morons ask.

Yes like the legal paperwork for the TT donation was complicated which delayed things anyone who asks about the lolsuit couldn't possibly understand how much work it takes to prepare for a libel trial. And eventually Jack's canon will include that she sued a Tory MP and Laurence Fox.

 

[SarcasticEllis]

Alas the kickyball is about to start so lifelong fan Jack will surely be too BUSY to be using Twitter for libel-themed-frothing

 

[Cucumberthunder]

No squig as a blue tick

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Ah yes, that great selling period of “after Christmas”.

She just wants to miss the returns after Christmas. You know all the unwanted gift receipts and charity shop donations.

 

[Terrible]

She thinks it’s SUCH a win that her mad tweeting gets her another £6 from a gullible brainwashed squig - I’m pretty sure there’s tenfold completely seeing the light after today, and searching us out and joining us here instead. say hello new fraus!

 

[ChickenPorridge]

What gets me is that before she went viral and raised her 'career' from the dead with the VBI idea this book was absolutely not going ahead. She got back in the media with promises of the VBI but immediately totally abandoned the (ridiculous) idea and has only gone on to try producing/flogging another awful book off the back of it all. Madness. Get working on the VBI, Jack. Everyone's waiting to see it, and so many people Paypalled you and signed up to support your work on it, did they not?

 

[Jelly Bean]

SHAN'T PAL.

 

[Hollaaa]

Imma level with you fraus. I’m drunk and in no way capable of any kind of grunt. Has she opened the box yet or no?

I hope you're sitting down because the shock may be too much for you.

Spoiler: Beware spoiler alert

Nope!