Jumping ahead to say - she makes a sabbatical to the corner shop??? lmao & wtf. Truly peripatetic.
c) have a voice of clipped velvet with a laugh never far behindlet’s play would you rather! would you rather:
a) be forced to wear a hairpin that continually escalates gremlin feelings
b) be a decaying butterfly stuck in a moment in time on a corkboard copulating with katie hopkins
100% - as a current teenage parent, yep, yes, yippeeIt will be fine., Jack's ailments are largely imaginary, Twitter Jack and real Jack are not the same person.
Her son probably sat there scoffing his takeaway and watching netflix and ignoring his mother as she scrolled through her phone.
She is shameless. SHAMELESS.
right also when has she ever been "jovial"She is shameless. SHAMELESS.
I am simply too busy at this time broadcasting all of my thoughts, dreams, insecurities and slop on Twitter to take on an actual job.
ONE PERCENT!! ONE PERCENT!!! Truly Jack invents new hours in the day. Such is her reach.
I narrowly avoided being caught on the Google Street view camera coming out of work with a big pile of boxes for the rubbish bin That would've been mortifying!OT but does anyone else use Google street view to take trips through random suburbs or streets in non famous far flung locations and imagine who lives there, you can see doorways and gardens and decorations. The whole world is now in our phone yet it seems bigger than ever.
on topic - awww Marcus, and Jack is a div
She is such a joke. A bad, bad joke.
I am far from a Boris fan, but actually Jack, you lying fraudulent tax avoiding grifter , he did actually put money in the pocket of working people when they were paid furlough to stay at home during lockdown. Didn't you claim furlough for employee Jack? Anyone got receipts for the puffed up bleep full of it's own self importance? LJC she is the biggest bleeping ever, stuffed full of guff with breath like she's brushed her teeth with cat tit, stinking of smugness and hypocrisy.Well not yours, cos you don't bloody work. And homemaker is not a job. That's why you don't get paid for it. View attachment 1293017
That ring looks like one of those lollipop rings. Eta, her dad would be happy, Ringo must be a similar age to Shatner.Yes! He could definitely be the OH. He’s even got a big car, toot toot!
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And the matching hat.
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Like Jack he's BUSY.Her 'likes' are full of really suspicious bot-like accounts with 5 followers, blowing smoke up her arse. It's creepy.
This was in her her likes too, according to the profile he's .... exactly what you'd expect him to be (white)
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Err. I think you said different just last week in an interview .
Definitely cringe enough to be a Jackolyte.
You're wrong, she literally can't lie!Err. I think you said different just last week in an interview .
A real shame, he seems to really get it with stories like Daniel Blake. I am really surprised how many people rate her. I think a lot of it is the champagne socialist chattering classes and people on here have said before, because she's just like them really, guardianista, groucho, big fridge, Tracey emin, Viv Westwood ( may she rest in peace) bit gauche so they think she's also a mischievous swearing busking with Bragg rebel.Who incidently wrote I, Daniel Blake and - according to our fave smol pixie - is a good friend. Jack adjacent and about 1.5 degrees of separation. I went off Ken when he bigged Jacksie up, the bloody gullible idiot.
Her 'likes' are full of really suspicious bot-like accounts with 5 followers, blowing smoke up her arse. It's creepy.
This was in her her likes too, according to the profile he's .... exactly what you'd expect him to be (white)
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One quarter way to Roadman Jack .Her 'likes' are full of really suspicious bot-like accounts with 5 followers, blowing smoke up her arse. It's creepy.
This was in her her likes too, according to the profile he's .... exactly what you'd expect him to be (white)
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