Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

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Jumping ahead to say - she makes a sabbatical to the corner shop??? lmao & wtf. Truly peripatetic.
 
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let’s play would you rather! would you rather:

a) be forced to wear a hairpin that continually escalates gremlin feelings
b) be a decaying butterfly stuck in a moment in time on a corkboard copulating with katie hopkins
c) have a voice of clipped velvet with a laugh never far behind
 
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It will be fine., Jack's ailments are largely imaginary, Twitter Jack and real Jack are not the same person.

Her son probably sat there scoffing his takeaway and watching netflix and ignoring his mother as she scrolled through her phone.
100% - as a current teenage parent, yep, yes, yippee
 
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OT but does anyone else use Google street view to take trips through random suburbs or streets in non famous far flung locations and imagine who lives there, you can see doorways and gardens and decorations. The whole world is now in our phone yet it seems bigger than ever.

on topic - awww Marcus, and Jack is a div
I narrowly avoided being caught on the Google Street view camera coming out of work with a big pile of boxes for the rubbish bin That would've been mortifying!

As for Adoption Jack, she wouldn't even qualify to adopt a pet from a rescue shelter (hence the backyard breeder cats) nevermind a child. Any idiot can birth one, but adopting one is far more complicated.
 
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I wonder if she wants to follow the people replying to her so that she knows how to manipulate them. Narcs like to know how to get inside the heads of their victims and flying monkeys. Just thinking out loud because of the way that she is talking about her followers being ‘lovely’. 🧐
Feel sorry for me and give me cashos.
 
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Well not yours, cos you don't bloody work. And homemaker is not a job. That's why you don't get paid for it. View attachment 1293017
I am far from a Boris fan, but actually Jack, you lying fraudulent tax avoiding grifter , he did actually put money in the pocket of working people when they were paid furlough to stay at home during lockdown. Didn't you claim furlough for employee Jack? Anyone got receipts for the puffed up bleep full of it's own self importance? LJC she is the biggest bleeping 🛎🔚ever, stuffed full of guff with breath like she's brushed her teeth with cat tit, stinking of smugness and hypocrisy.
 
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Her 'likes' are full of really suspicious bot-like accounts with 5 followers, blowing smoke up her arse. It's creepy.

This was in her her likes too, according to the profile he's .... exactly what you'd expect him to be (white)

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Seems there's more than one cheeky little slop goblin eating directly from the pan.
Have I discovered Harrold?
Had to squig him out but what if it's him???
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Who incidently wrote I, Daniel Blake and - according to our fave smol pixie - is a good friend. Jack adjacent and about 1.5 degrees of separation. I went off Ken when he bigged Jacksie up, the bloody gullible idiot.
A real shame, he seems to really get it with stories like Daniel Blake. I am really surprised how many people rate her. I think a lot of it is the champagne socialist chattering classes and people on here have said before, because she's just like them really, guardianista, groucho, big fridge, Tracey emin, Viv Westwood ( may she rest in peace) bit gauche so they think she's also a mischievous swearing busking with Bragg rebel.
A relatable one of the Deserving Poor
 
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