I'm grasping at straws here lads that it's something meaningful. I don't know what I was thinking
. My friend runs a meal club using collected excess food. It's a full time job. She works full time too, in a 'proper' job.
Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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. My friend runs a meal club using collected excess food. It's a full time job. She works full time too, in a 'proper' job.
Also, the Government did put money into Jack’s pocket, via furlough payments to her company. So that question isn’t quite the gotcha Jack thinks it is.
But she works 100 hour weeks!
I think its a good call - Jack will think it is a licence to print money but will really be a heck of a lot of work. Not to mention red tape. The food hygiene inspectors will have a field day. Someone in the local area was awarded zero because he refused to let them in, swearing at them - which is ~literally~ what you'd imagine Jack would do!
SB's the manager x
Good luck to Jack if she's heading Down Under! It's winter in a few days and the bottom half of Oz is about to be hit with a huge cold front. If she does come here I can gift her with the genuine kangaroo bollocks bottle opener my husband was #gifted for hisI'm hoping that Nigella the Enabler has gotten her a gig in Australia.Would be ideal for her old arthritic bones.
Westcliff - following in the family footsteps?
30th. Been dying to get rid of it for years.
I do enjoy how the cactus looks like an erect penis
Let's not get carried away here guys. Remember the gig of a lifetime?
This will be, no doubt, even more underwhelming than the Sticky Brown Poo.
This will be, no doubt, even more underwhelming than the Sticky Brown Poo.
I would look forward to the food hygiene ratings
Was the GOAL what turned into the not-Lorraine segment?
Also, let's remember the great opportunity which was 10 years in the making, a culmination of her life's work, turned out to be the four 3 minute slots on Lorraine. The recipes for which the web team couldn't even be bothered to upload.
The phrase "album drop" just came into my head 
Hopefully I've now hexed any possibility of Music Jack (possibly with SB backing on spoons)
Hopefully I've now hexed any possibility of Music Jack (possibly with SB backing on spoons)
Does she not have friends she can talk to? Why make Twitter you diary?
How many gigs of a lifetime can one woman fail to get? Her incompetence is almost impressive.
And if my name becomes a synonym for vulgarity I will howl and claw at the floor. Now duck off.
And if my name becomes a synonym for vulgarity I will howl and claw at the floor. Now duck off.
Awwwww Frauen… Marcus got married 🤍
I’m sure congratulations from Jack are imminent.
I’m sure congratulations from Jack are imminent.
She missed the whole networking bit about using social media for work, just foghorning and bullying everywhere
Proper tory behaviour
How did the pandemic stop her working? Didn’t she actually get more work?
If Jack does get a restaurant, I hope to God that someone like Grace Dent reviews it.
ooh that would be delicious
grace strutting aboutin her Elsie tanner gear, mouth like a cats bum
But she bought him a tv, then had a hissy fit about the delivery guy leaving it on her step
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