Grunking, and channeling my inner @Geetbo, but I know what he can enter.
Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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Is Geetbo going to become synonymous with rudery like Grunkalunka is with speed reading?? I keep using grunk IRL, if I say I’d geetbo him right up I’m definitely going to get Looks
It's probably already been asked, such is the life of a perpetual grunker, I'm happy being of the grunking class, but...
Has she now suddenly got a tv licence?
Has she now suddenly got a tv licence?
Back to yesterday, when Jack was saying last year, she thought her career was over. If she truly was an activist, her work would never be over until there was no more hunger or poverty. And she probably wouldn’t consider it a “career”.
Jack Monroe doesn’t breadcrumb, she pebble dashes.
I hope you’re all getting my clever tit reference*
(*I know it’s not clever)
I hope you’re all getting my clever tit reference*
(*I know it’s not clever)
Ah yes. Mushroom mush with horse semen splashed over it. 'It'll thicken in the oven'. I've never quite got over this to be honest. Terrible.
Whatever it is, it's likely far more dull than she's implying. Remember with Jack when she's bigging something up, you have to dial it down a good few notches, everything is always such a boring anticlimax when it's revealed 
. It's probably some work related thing that will bring her a load of money that could then lead to a house and hydrangea for her and SB. Whatever it is, it's probably incredibly uninteresting.
Band of Horrors though! We've not had a new name for a while
. It's probably some work related thing that will bring her a load of money that could then lead to a house and hydrangea for her and SB. Whatever it is, it's probably incredibly uninteresting. Band of Horrors though! We've not had a new name for a while
Look Pal, I don’t have time for a job where I may actually do something useful, I’ve got 100s of tweets to send.
Is it a tv show for her and SB?
it might actually be good as by all accounts he seems adorable so would probably be doing the heavy lifting, unlike Jack who just does the heavy grifting.
it might actually be good as by all accounts he seems adorable so would probably be doing the heavy lifting, unlike Jack who just does the heavy grifting.
Li’l band, Li’l Band of Horrors!Whatever it is, it's likely far more dull than she's implying. Remember with Jack when she's bigging something up, you have to dial it down a good few notches, everything is always such a boring anticlimax when it's revealed
Band of Horrors though! We've not had a new name for a while
Uh oh don’t get us started on musicals Jack, we’ll be here all night. Well, I’m going for dinner but I’m sat in the car on Tattle because my adhd panicking over always being late has resulted in me being 45 minutes early.
Apologies as this has likely been spotted already but that last sentence…could ask the same about the Teemill donation eh
I know what you mean. I have to say, to be fair, I know she posts lots of sweet sentimental stuff, possibly inappropriate 'Mama Bear' stuff about SB which I don't think is true anyway, but I don't think she'd post about it like this. I really don't.
Seriously though, she's adamant she's working 100 hours a week. Doing what, Jack? What the duck are you actually doing work-wise?
Since there's speculating for her getting visitations, perhaps it's making them unsupervised or something?!
Why is she even tweeting this tit.
She has said vile things before such as about her son’s “smeggy” underwear. She also claimed to have dressed up as Mary Poppins for her son, at the time aged nearly 11, when in fact she was dressing up for her ex who has a thing about Mary Poppins.
She’s willing to use her son as a virtual human shield against her detractors, and use him in any way possible to promote her image as a struggling single mum.
She’s not above publicly milking gender struggles or medical issues. (Although I don’t think SB has any.)
This had crossed my mind as well. Especially with bread crumbing about SB ‘being sensitive to certain textures’ in food etc recently
I don't think it's anything to do with SB and custody/visitation. She claims he lives with her so she could hardly say now that he's actually been living somewhere else or admit her visits are supervised or limited in some way.
This is exactly my belief too.Whatever it is, it's likely far more dull than she's implying. Remember with Jack when she's bigging something up, you have to dial it down a good few notches, everything is always such a boring anticlimax when it's revealed
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