Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

[Dogmuck]

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Omg what magic is this? A TV that just miraculously works after over a year!
thanks for your clarity Jack, now will you stop wanging on about no telly and no internet?!! Nope didn’t think so. twit!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[kachoochoo]

the telly lives! toot toot motherfuckers!

 

[NP]

Precious Movie Tuesdays… spent on Twitter.

 

[Geetbo]

Do she really think we give a duck that she’s got a telly? I just wish she’d watch some cooking videos on the fucker.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Valiofthedolls]

But….but I thought Louisa broke the tv with a wet cloth?!

Also, those ankles look fine Jack.

Also, that looks more like an adult with you than an adolescent child

Does reading “about 300 crime thrillers” count towards the 120 hour work week?

Finally, you don’t half claim to shovel down a hell of a lot of “off script” medication. Especially for a recovering addict

ETA stop peppering your every brain fart on Twitter with exclamation marks and kisses!

IIt makes you look like even more of a trite bleeping dipshit than you actually are. x

Hard to believe I know! x

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I think she's going to start softly, gently addressing each inconsistency on these threads with a nice retcon (is that the right word or am I Jack) story.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Wow. It was up for sale. How utterly bizarre of her to not admit she has stashed enough Patreon etc to now afford her home. Or maybe daddy came through with the money after all? To shut her up ?

If she doesn't have a Mortgage In Principle, she won't be getting any viewings on sales properties right now. Too much competition. Show us the money and be a qualifies buyer and, if you're quick enough to book, you'll be in with a chance.
Not being able to get a viewing IS NOT A FALL THROUGH!! It's not being ready to offer and therefore not getting the bloody viewing.


ETA....several fraus said this already!

 

[MeeShellMahBell]

I think she's going to start softly, gently addressing each inconsistency on these threads with a nice retcon (is that the right word or am I Jack) story.

I feel like Reboot is probably going to be more accurate.

She was once MXJackMonroe as I recall, then she rebooted to become BootstrapCook.
Next reboot will be a retelling of the "Stories" with a few tweaks and couple of new characters editted in. She'll be MsHardy-Monroe

 

[Sideboard Bob]

 

[Dogmuck]

Harold lives, the telly lives, she’s buying her forever home, she’s paid her taxes, her son is there, she’s not serving him slop…ok fraus what’s next up? I’m going for ADHD cured by slip down the stairs???
ETA: soz who’d have put money on her being in love and loving it? Good Lord sweet Jesus get to the ring drawer edit chester draws 🫣

 

[Boogs]

It doesn’t matter how many months I stay away from Jack whenever I look in the behaviour is still the same. How on Earth do all her flying monkeys and people who pay her money not see what a massive bleep she is?!?!

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Ooooh!

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Reboot, Reboot
It’s time to TOOT TOOT!
Jack has got no money
But she’s got loadsa lovely loot

ETA Tom

 

[CabalofBolorneaise]

OH Klaxon

Also, they don't have a TV, watching a movie on their phone is it

And it goes from movie to umbrella academy in two tweets, which with anybody else I'd assume was a simple change of mind, but with her... can't even keep a lie straight that long.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Ooooh!

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Ummm it's the fact you say you're looking for somewhere to BUY which contradicts it you total bampot.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

On (yet another) grunk so taking my chances on where this will land.

I’m effing knackered - the rollercoaster of narc highs and rages is exhausting just to watch.

On a separate note, I have been listening to buttloads of Rammstein lately and, while it reminded me of leather and sex when I was a teen, it now reminds me of you lot

BiB - I’m not really sure how I feel about this…

 

[MeeShellMahBell]

Ooooh!

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I think she's deleted that one.

Nope, still there, I'm just blocked even though I've not interacted with her. Weird.