Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best

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NeoCortex

Mmm can't wait for chlorinated chicken and bollock sausages in my fish and chips. I've said before also, poor people don't buy shit sausages. They may get average ones like Richmond, but no poor person will go for what is basically a gym mat (thank you simpsons) out of pride. Same goes for clothing also. We may not be able to afford much, but we sure as fuck don't dress purposely poor. Like wtf. I'll wear a rare £30 band t shirt or a smart shirt than dress like her. And for the record primark actually does pretty decent cheap+smart clobber. The reason jack can't dress smart is she has literally no idea what looks good.
 
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Lumpyspaceprincess

I’m shocked if the BBC were even considering her. They don’t make their own programmes anyway do they? Especially cooking ones.
 
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Helatruralhome

Emmapism said:
I don't want to sound like a whinger but it seems to be a problem with some folks. Talk about it when it's finished not before it's even the germ of an idea. Her strange need to feel busy and important makes that unlikely though....
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Enron is a cautionary tale for that!
 
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Vinbisha

Probably off topic, because who can keep up these days, but I hate the way she describes herself as being whisked here, bundled there, kidnapped wherever.
It's so performatively passive, like she's a helpless ingenue dependent the whims of those around her.
I have a friend that speaks like this, and it's so infantilising, it makes me really uncomfortable.
 
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Elastoblast

Wandering in late to the post to tell the tale of my Monday evening when my sister in-law fell from a loft ladder which gave way, and bashed her foot badly along with a badly bruised back and numerous scrapes and abrasions. I drove over to her house to take her some painkillers and give some first aid. She went to minor injuries yesterday at my insistence and had to have her dislocated toes pulled back into place...shudder. meanwhile Jack has a. Phenomenal fall resulting in an inability to cook due to an injured ankle. If it was that bad Jack love you'd have dialed 111 or knowing your love of drama 999. Yet you can cross your mangled ankles as you lie in bed eating your horrific looking takeaway with one of your hideous spoons
 
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NeoCortex

Hahaha fuck off. Rishi would run rings around her. Hell the local tramp who washes his bollocks in Victoria Station wetherspoons toilet knows more about socio-economics than her
 
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Geetbo

Tbf I would definitely like to see Jack take part in an interview where every lie is skewered.

Oh, and Jack, making bollock and prune slop for Kym Marsh on Morning Live is not a plum BBC job.
 
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Cucumberthunder

She'll miss out on the CT rebate as she's in too high a band. And she won't benefit from the increased tax threshold as she doest pay tax (or doesn't earn enough to meet the threshold - yeah, right!)
 
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Orphan_Black

Only Jack has the skillz to interview the PM.

Poor old Boris is quaking in his boots, pal.
 
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NeoCortex

Geetbo said:
Tbf I would definitely like to see Jack take part in an interview where every lie is skewered.

Oh, and Jack, making bollock and prune slop for Kym Marsh on Morning Live is not a plum BBC job.
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Kym Marsh hasn't been famous since she was banging that dude like 10 years younger than her anyway. And he's so famous I forget who he was.
 
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Yel

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I bet newsnight asked her if she'd like to prerecord a question for the PM, much like they do for members of the public at a conference. It was hardly frost V Nixon .

BJ is awful and should have never of held the position he does, but he'd still be able to run rings around jack.

I wish the financial times economics editor would reply to some of her BS. But he has an actual job and doesn't want to spend time engaging with idiots on twitter who even when presented with hard facts will stick their fingers in their ears and say they know better. Just like jack did last time.
 
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It’s The Truman Show

NeoCortex said:
Wouldn't A&E have some form of emergency dentistry available?

I mean bloody hell I went to A&E with a dislocated elbow at 11pm and got to try some wicked drugs which was a bonus.
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No they don’t. Not in the local area anyway. You might be sent many miles away
There used to be emergency dentists didn’t there though but I fear most of those have closed themselves off to that. They’re not required to do it so you’re lucky if there is one.
 
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