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Jack Monroe #312 She just throws adjectives at a page and hopes for the best
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These threads really make me fear for my life sometimes 🫠
Oh it was definitely a performance for us, and no doubt some for her exes too with the yielding to 'being loved and cared for' shite. If it was a rental she was going on about as she now claims, why would she be trying to arrange a viewing of a perfect dream home, when she can't leave the bungalow for another 6 months (allegedly)? She just comes out with streams of utter crap, and then gaslights people when they question it.
Jack: I have a seven day hard deadline
Also Jack: Me toofs! Me knee! Me ankle! LIGHTS OFF.
Also Jack: Me toofs! Me knee! Me ankle! LIGHTS OFF.
What job has she lost? I didn't know she had a proper one?
Pick. A. Lane.
(Also, proof that squiggleheads have a recall ability of approx one month, or 487 tweets):
(Also, proof that squiggleheads have a recall ability of approx one month, or 487 tweets):
I think the job she lost was one she made up in her head, the same way she described a flat having 'fallen through' despite never having so much as viewed it.
I hope JO got it.
She seems to be getting more manic and needy for attention. I don't think she's in great shape mentally at all.
I wonder if these numerous ailments mean Harold can gently kidnap her to whisk her off somewhere this weekend as 'a little treat for how brave you've been luv'.
Isn't there something happening in Paris?
Isn't there something happening in Paris?
Has she muted poor space squig?
Probably. Still hasn't checked on her sick neighbour either, the police will get there before she does at this rate
This just shows Jack’s entitlement. ‘The squigs will pay’. Have they no pride? She inserted the ‘lovely’ to appease the arselickers but if I was one, I’d be quite put out at her assuming that she can click her fingers and get things paid for by others just like that.
Wanker.
Wanker.
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She's never been completely well ever since the dayhab, she needs an extended break from sm and everything to get her head right. I bet the professionals who helped her last year are dissapointed with how little how she has come on. She's sober yes, but she's not mentally well and she keeps flogging a dead horse for attention resulting in it declining further.
If I was the neighbour the package would be in the bin by now. Or dumped outside her front door.
Unless, that is….she’s lying
Talking of actual jobs, I wonder what happened to that part time job (with the dayhab?) she'd taken on? Ne'er to be mentioned again...
Jack I don’t like you but LJC, please block creepy space man.
(Total me-rail but I had my wisdom tooth removed at 2.30 and I was laughing about that for weeks)
(Total me-rail but I had my wisdom tooth removed at 2.30 and I was laughing about that for weeks)
In the same way she's got 'things in the pipeline' telly wise, yes. She'll get a msg from someone she met on a shoot saying 'great idea' about some wank or other and in her head they're not patronising her. It's something that is going to happen. She'd probably call that a meeting.
I don't want to sound like a whinger but it seems to be a problem with some folks. Talk about it when it's finished not before it's even the germ of an idea. Her strange need to feel busy and important makes that unlikely though....
A quick reminder that Jack and SB were eating a Chinese takeaway and watching Umbrella Academy on March 24, a full two months before she managed to get the TV working and acquire broadband:
Oh Chris, I've missed you, babe. X
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