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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

I tend to agree with the being dumped theory too. Her rage against successful males is verging on unhinged.
And who knew that scoffing food in bed, then presumably not brushing your teeth, might lead to dental problems. I wonder if literal angel dentist might point this out.
 
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Elthi86

OK, this is clearly my too-specific bugbear with Jack, but *who* is she referring to with these 'unworkable, out of touch' recipe books? It can't be THAT MAN because for all his sins, his books are child's play to follow. I get a lot of cookery books from the library (has Jack ever mentioned libraries as a resource?) and whilst there are some I'm not particularly interested in, I can't think of any that are particularly overcomplicated.

(Also, Jack, your recipes are unworkable. The call is coming from inside the house!)
 
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Phillipa78

Phillipa78

Mrs Bookay said:
I wonder if music playing man on train is actually partially deaf and doesn’t realise that others can hear the noise from his headphones. Perhaps he is flicking through songs because he is anxious about something - maybe he has a stressful appointment this morning. Maybe he is trying to find a song that soothes him.

I say this because I am/have done all of the above. If I was on a train and someone gently said to me, would you mind turning the volume down a bit, I would be embarrassed but would understand and do it (and apologise)

Just a thought Jack…(We all know you’ll be catching up here later)
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I thought about her "I couldn't ask him to turn it down because he had earphones in" and it led to a mental image of the defacating chihuahua.
 
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jenny2603

jenny2603

Onestorytoomany said:
Coming from the last thread?!

Where is she getting chips for a quid. Round my way a poke is about £2. Just sayin. Maths and all that.
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Having just done a FORENSIC survey of three local chippies I'm getting the cheapest portion of chippos at £2.45 and the dearest at £2.80.
 
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It’s The Truman Show

It’s The Truman Show

Eurgh said:
If a shot of paracetamol, ibroprufen and clove oil can make your toothache disappear to the point you can’t feel a thing then it’s a pretty tame toothache you fool.
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She’s ridiculous about her teeth. I’ve had two bad teeth situations in past couple of years and once I got to the dentist it was sorted !! None of this every 6 months bullocks that she uses.
 
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Lumpyspaceprincess

Lumpyspaceprincess

Nigella feels sorry for her. She doesn’t rate her in any way.

I can’t wait for the explanation for why her television show has been cancelled that doesn’t involve her being a terrible tv presenter. Even though she didn’t promote Lorraine I’m sure they saw it anyway.
 
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Jelly Bean

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Veronicaaa

Veronicaaa

Jelly Bean said:
Hang on - so she is there to advise how to keep costs down on hygiene and personal care routines. Can you imagine the furore if someone like Lee Anderson suggested poor people needed advising on their personal hygiene?
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Maybe she'll get a freebie nail brush, at least.
 
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NomDeGuerre

NomDeGuerre

Dogmuck said:
When she uses the word literal here is it the same as when she used literally in reference to her starving? Is her dentist a literal Angel 👼
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'And lo, the Angel of the Lord came upon them, and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them: "Jesus wept luv, you're 33 with a gobful of gnashers that makes Shane MacGowan look like Rylan".'
 
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MeeShellMahBell

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Veronicaaa said:
Oh my word - https://365retail.co.uk/superdrug-a...ers-shop-smart-through-cost-of-living-crisis/

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So jack's been in the public eye for a few years.
She's sold several books.
Has been on TV lots.
Been promoted by Nigella.
Etc and so on and the like.

And yet She still pleads poverty.. and Superdrug chooses someone evidently useless with money to face a cost of living crisis campaign.

Whatever I think about JM, that makes no logical sense to me at all.
 
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Dogmuck

Dogmuck

Jelly Bean said:
Hang on - so she is there to advise how to keep costs down on hygiene and personal care routines. Can you imagine the furore if someone like Lee Anderson suggested poor people needed advising on their personal hygiene?
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Especiall with the state of her grotty nails.
 
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jenny2603

jenny2603

LavaFlake said:
Just like last time JO won't call her out. Her stupid rants might not even be on his radar but his social team will know it ain't worth giving someone so insignificant any attention or press.
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One day, Jack will be softly, gently coaxed into a police van after being found wandering the grounds of Jamie's vast forever home screaming "NOTICE ME JAMIE, NOTICE ME JAMIE".
 
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