Jack Monroe #311 Please consider the environment before printing this thread

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Both of these people have actually proved that they can achieve things and in a short space of time, not like miss ten years in the making.
All she ever does is talk though, on the telly, in the papers and on Twitter, at least TK and JO are out there trying to help on the front line. If I was in charge and I had the choice of those two blokes or her I would pick the blokes because they at least know what they are talking about, know how to show real empathy and get results.
 
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She's a bleep. Sorry. Simple as.

Also sorry it's been pissing me off all night. Puttanesca is meant to be cooked using stuff out of tins. Not fresh ingredients. You aren't a maverick for suggesting this.
 
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Babe, same.

(Suzanne Moore has always expressed support for Jack, but can’t help thinking this is a sub tweet).
 
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You ok hun? Ouchy mouth eh?
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hahaha it’s called karma Jack, you’re a horrible person inside and out! Get the duck out with your “spicy” vibes, like anyone needs anymore bad energy on Twitter. She’s so emotional immature in that way like “sorry not sorry but going to be an absolute witch today 🤪” is a try hard stunt the 20yr old baddies on Twitter pull when they want attention but cba being creative. You’re not a baddie Jack (apart from in the literal sense.)
 
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Thought she had THAT MANS book during the pov? Thought she couldn’t lie?
 
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How long is this fkng train journey? Surely she can’t be walking down the street twittering??
 
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Coming from the last thread?!

Where is she getting chips for a quid. Round my way a poke is about £2. Just sayin. Maths and all that.
You can get a cone of chips for 99p in my town. It’s only about 11 chips though.

not that I’ve counted…
 
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Thank (space) you to @Sideboard Bob for the title! You win a lever arch file full of highly relevant emails about whether or not David Cameron is doing a good job as PM.

In the last thread, Jack continued to be a raging bleep. Her ever-increasing work weeks (up to 120 hours now) are now mostly spent on her ghoulish poverty book. She is taking great delight in tweeting about real people who she insists starved to death due to the Tories. It's pretty gross. She's also been printing hundreds of old emails and whacking them into lever arch files, which is more efficient than organising them on her computer because...no reason given.

Last night Volcano Jack erupted with a late-night rant about THAT MAN and his campaign for healthy food. Our Lady of Perpetual Slop believes that the poor should not be encouraged to eat healthily, as that would interfere with her job description. Let them eat grated Spam and tinned pear meatloaf!

Jack continues to be unable to lie. She has allegedly paid her taxes.

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Actually spluttered tea up and out with the highly relevant David Cameron…. Stop it. 😂😂
 
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She is useless and the more I see of her rants the more I ma convinced that it's all down to her knowing she's ducked work wise as they are doing what she can't and better and the jealously is killing her.
 
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Just like last time JO won't call her out. Her stupid rants might not even be on his radar but his social team will know it ain't worth giving someone so insignificant any attention or press.
 
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