Not entirely on topic, but my local aldi didn’t have any stuffing mix in yesterday. Oh how I wailed and clawed and gnashed in the aisles! Considering doing a viral Twitter thread to demand they bring it back immediately tbh, I’m sure everyone will clap.
Jack Monroe #310 Stay pressed, fools!
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Are they…mushy peas? With bourguignon?! Call the police! I want to report a hate crime.
That actually is a recipe. The mushroom and tea one but that person has flung mushy peas on the plate 
If my football team were in a race for the title and it went to the wire I’d be talking about it on twitter...... she’s not a Liverpool fan.
On that subject I don’t support Everton but I’ve been gripped by it and I am now rooting for Burnley.
If my football team were in a race for the title and it went to the wire I’d be talking about it on twitter...... she’s not a Liverpool fan.
On that subject I don’t support Everton but I’ve been gripped by it and I am now rooting for Burnley.
I must be doing life wrong. I have never punched a wall. It seems a very strange way to behave
That is disgusting
That is absolutely a hate crime of epic proportions
edited to say I like the thought of mushy peas but if I ever ate them it would be on their own with vinegar. I just don’t think they go with anything. I know some people might eat them with pie and mash but that’s it for me.
Punching walls is literally listed on the Women's Aid 'recognising domestic abuse' guidelines #justsaying
Not capers, surelyWhile we're sharing old Guardian pieces, I meant to post this the other day when she was intimating that Jamie Oliver stole her recipes. It's in the Guardian but filed under someone else's byline (not sure why!) so it's not immediately evident when you're doing a search.
Jack Monroe on Jamie Oliver: 'I've never made a recipe of his that hasn't worked' | The Cook's Cook
A chance cookbook purchase turned Jack Monroe on to a cheeky, chatty, more confident way with foodwww.theguardian.com
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. Anyway, that's nice, isn't it? That what everyone does with recipe books don't they? I'm pretty sure That Man would encourage it. Doesn't involve wanging all manner of stuff into a pan either.I can't eat puttanesca on account of ordering it at a lovely place on a greek island about 18 years ago. I was very, very pregnant, only weeks gone, I had an inkling but didn't want to confirm until I safely home. Sad
In response to Jack's 'I've paid my taxes' post. Her fans being as delightful as ever to somebody reasonably and politely questioning their leader!
ETA Jack liked the get in the sea comment
ETA Jack liked the get in the sea comment
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In theory, Jack's success story could earn her more money than the griftathon. Everyone likes a "from the gutter to rich witch" tale. I say in theory because The Monroe Method ™ isn’t exactly ethical or easily repeatable. You have to gain a small amount of notoriety, get lucky and have the screaming hab-dabs on Twitter every other day.
Still, get that talk tour booked, get the book done (The Monroe Method in 10 Easy Steps). She could branch out to other things (I’m warming to the subject now). Merchandise obviously, and we know she loves a slogan. Monroe Me Up on a T shirt?
How to Monroe your wardrobe: you have a stunt wardrobe from the charity shop and then your real wardrobe full of Tiffany earrings, DM’s, non vegan hats etc.
Think on, Sugarplum.
Still, get that talk tour booked, get the book done (The Monroe Method in 10 Easy Steps). She could branch out to other things (I’m warming to the subject now). Merchandise obviously, and we know she loves a slogan. Monroe Me Up on a T shirt?
How to Monroe your wardrobe: you have a stunt wardrobe from the charity shop and then your real wardrobe full of Tiffany earrings, DM’s, non vegan hats etc.
Think on, Sugarplum.
Mushroom and tea? Is that a typo? That can't be right, surely?
In fairness this comes from the poisoned pen of the woman who teamed up prunes and cod spunk.
According to Jack, tea & wine are interchangeable
“ to everyone in London I looked mad, I was mad”
Nobody ever in London has ever paid anyone any attention, in the entire history of London. She’s so obsessed with how people view her.
Of course. What a silly ninny I am. I still haven't recovered from horse semen flung over a mushroom mush lasagne. It'll thickened up in the oven*.
*It won't.
This has just given me flashbacks to when my child was still in nappies
The absolute arrogance. She's totally Streisanded herself on this one. Wonder how many hits her accounts have had over the last few months?! Just wait until they're finally up there and the questions explode. Don't question Jack, the supreme antagonist must never be doubted!In response to Jack's 'I've paid my taxes' post. Her fans being as delightful as ever to somebody reasonably and politely questioning their leader!
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ETA Jack liked the get in the sea comment
To be fair, I can get on board with that. Would make work a heck of a lot more interesting....
She's holding up a whole body of people though. Remember that. She is the Wind Beneath Their Wings. Or the Guff Beneath the Glide as another frau described it
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So Jack in The Before Times was simultaneously gorging herself on parma ham, artichokes and black truffle served on her Denby plates and getting Abel and Cole deliveries, but also only owned one Jamie Oliver 30 min meals cookbook and had to make subs on the posh ingredients?While we're sharing old Guardian pieces, I meant to post this the other day when she was intimating that Jamie Oliver stole her recipes. It's in the Guardian but filed under someone else's byline (not sure why!) so it's not immediately evident when you're doing a search.
Jack Monroe on Jamie Oliver: 'I've never made a recipe of his that hasn't worked' | The Cook's Cook
A chance cookbook purchase turned Jack Monroe on to a cheeky, chatty, more confident way with food
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Sheila, god rest your soul, you had Jack’s number. I don’t think even she has any idea what’s true and what’s fabrication anymore.
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