Jack Monroe #310 Stay pressed, fools!
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So her forensically costed 26p meal actually cost 87p?
That was bizarre and probably influenced by large levels of J1G
I think she genuinely believes *her* vote will decide an election and can't take the imagined pressure - see the drivel she wrote about spoiling her Brexit ballot. It's her world we are all just living in it.Pathetic. Why does she never vote? She's in no position at all to be gobbing* off the way she does. She deliberately doesn't pay taxes or vote.
I've got dual nationality, and voted for every single thing when I lived in England, no matter how seemingly trivial. Voting is compulsory here, but I would do it regardless of that. My level of political understanding is probably primary school level, but change won't happen if you sit on your arse bitching instead of doing. Yesterday's election has shown that, with the previously ruling party being anhilated in the results.
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What is wrong with these squiggs. It’s so embarrassing
1 man 3 fraps?
To be fair, I saw a photo where her collar bones were quite prominent. I would have guessed she was perhaps borderline underweight. But of course a lot depends on body fat distribution, especially in women.
This was at a time when she was recommending minute portions (like 50gs pasta per serving) in her recipes. I think anyone would lose weight on that small amount of food.
Probably old news, but it did make me chuckle that one of her fellow alumni was responsible for commissioning the Naked Chef, giving THAT man his first big break
It's when people (including her) suggest she's in any way humorous which always gets me. I honestly can't think of a single time when she's intentionally made me smile, never mind laugh.
Such a legend she can’t spell her name correctly
Such a legend you can't spell her name right
And that was even leaving some ingredients out. Her website's woefully out of date, I wonder if that's what brought on the Vimes Boots Index, the thought of having to go back and re-price things. As it stands, people are thinking they're getting a, say, 34p main meal recipe when in the year of our lord 2022 it actually costs 3 times that.
Just catching up with the The Food Programme… absolute TOSH 
Yes exactly, she is a rich seam of unintentional comedy but is too sour and spiteful to be funny on purpose.
I've been BUSY recently so this is going to be almost historical observations in terms of the thread!
Jack's hair - in my professional opinion, her hair was darker and a different length and shape in the food bank photo, compared to the awards show. She looked to have it up that night, I would love to see the back of it and if it was pinned up, braided or what cos the next day, it looks almost black and like a slightly graduated bob
In her photo from August 2012, that's either a fresh cut or she's had it styled for the day. I'm trying to recall what I charged for both ten years ago; I think it was about £35-£40 for a cut and blow dry and £15-20 for styling. Hardly within the budget if she was LITERALLY starving.
Jack's hair - in my professional opinion, her hair was darker and a different length and shape in the food bank photo, compared to the awards show. She looked to have it up that night, I would love to see the back of it and if it was pinned up, braided or what cos the next day, it looks almost black and like a slightly graduated bob
In her photo from August 2012, that's either a fresh cut or she's had it styled for the day. I'm trying to recall what I charged for both ten years ago; I think it was about £35-£40 for a cut and blow dry and £15-20 for styling. Hardly within the budget if she was LITERALLY starving.
It's fine to call a mixed race child black. People should be called what they want to be called. But jack despises mixed race families with that use of the word slut.
Yeah, if you leave half the ingredients out. Of course, this is because of the rise in the cost of living and not due to Jack being a lazy bugger whose front page of her website still has content from 2018 featured prominently.
Also note that the blogger says she got three portions out of the meal that was supposed to feed four, and was still hungry.
I suppose if you go to a fairly prestigious school it would increase the chances of someone 'known' having gone there. Not sure I'd claim Jack though, and I went to a terrible high school.
Wtf? You couldn’t make this tit up.
Anyone remember her laughing hysterically at that mechanical fish?
Dear God.
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