Jack Monroe #310 Stay pressed, fools!

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HotesTilaire

DinosaurSenior said:
Obesity is a now a bigger killer than smoking in the UK..(source:...er..google).but that won't be on Jackie's radar cos it doesn't fit in with her niche and therefore won't make her any dosh
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I mean, I like smart price maize snacks but their fat content is red- eating three packets in a go would certainly help towards giving you several ill-defined chins
 
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FlirtyThirty

LennyBriscoe said:
Did that appear on Twitter after the photo was shared here?

Is she *literally* reading here and assuming the Squig is a Tattler so replying via them?
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Yep. She lifted the Jack Monroe is Pointless picture too.

Jack if you’re reading - you could have had the same career without the incessant lying. You’ve dug yourself a very deep hole and when you get exposed - because you will be exposed, eventually, grifters always are - you won’t be able to crawl out of it. I hope you’re saving those patreon pennies.
 
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LennyBriscoe

Sideboard Bob said:
I’m finding her whole twitter presence genuinely really disturbing at the moment, it’s like over the last few months she’s got even worse.
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After I posted my last comment, I read on and saw your post Sidey B that it was Squig who took the pic from here.

I have noticed a considerable decline in Jack’s behaviour since my sabbatical. She is disgustingly arrogant for someone who brings very little to the table. It’s little wonder though really. I don’t use Twitter because it looks to me to be a hellsite and her flying monkeys do nothing to convince me otherwise.

Every time I think ‘this will be her undoing’ but she’s untouchable. People queuing up to fight her battles, people who don’t want to hear a word against her when the evidence is staring them in the face.

I feel sad for the folk who are in genuine poverty because Jack Monroe is firmly in place as the spokeswoman and claims so much credit for doing fuck all.

Katie Hopkins is vile but at least she’s vile across the board. Jack is the ultimate keyboard warrior who causes so much trouble on social media but shits herself the minute she’s forced to be herself.
 
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Veronicaaa

Obviously if the kids were in fact Jack's, that would have made her a "slut"
"walking down the street with a black baby" - she's always been so disgusting, hasn't she?
 
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trueblue222

he sounds brilliant
 
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Cack Conroe

shouldbutshornt said:
“Wasted legs”? Wtf is she talking about? I’d estimate her bmi to be about 22 or 23 in that photo, so in the healthy range,
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I’m quite a bit skinnier than Jack and my BMI is 19. My legs are way skinnier, it unfortunately runs in my family and I’ve always been picked on for them. Her legs look perfect, very toned and certainly not wasted. I would bet all my money on it that she’s never been picked on for skinny legs.

Ah sorry I didn’t spoiler it myself. Anyway I just wanted to add that I would love to have legs proportioned like Jack’s. I would be wearing shorts all the time instead of just in my garden. I’ve also brought a burkini to hide my legs so I can go swimming.
 
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LennyBriscoe

Jack, your lies are just getting a little too far fetched pal:

a) there is no industry What’s App group that you’re in.
b) I don’t take any joy in saying this but I don’t believe you have any friends.
c) if someone told you in the street to keep your legs shut, you’d burst into tears long before you’d retort that you’re a virgin.

Get in the bin!
 
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EllaEm87

Having worked with patients who were “literally starving” due to anorexia nervosa, I am confident in saying Jack is far from it in that photo. She looks fucking healthy. Healthy weight, healthy face, healthy legs, healthy hair. She’s full of fucking bullshit. Saying her head is too big? Yeah cos you’ve got a fancy hair do. There is NOTHING about that photo that in any way hints at starvation. Just a healthy woman in her early twenties. Christ, I was a slinky thing back then, I look back and am surprised, but I never once claimed I was starving. Just good metabolism and an active life. The second photo posted here she seemed to have lovely healthy hair with highlights. Much pov etc etc. she is dangerous.
 
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WTFDidIJustSee

Funny how she conveniently forgets how short she is when she’s wanging on about how “skinny” she was.

No love, that’s a normal weight. Those are normal legs.

But I forget, nothing about her is normal, is it? Every atom of her fucken special in whatever way most garners attention for her that particular day.
 
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Cack Conroe

Where to start with this repulsiveness.

1) Having both a black baby and a lanky blonde child is not indicative of being a slut. Barely concealed racism.
2) You were not a foster carer.
3) Giving your parents five minutes peace from what exactly? She can’t conceal her disdain for foster kids.
4) Strangers are not thinking about you. You’re not that interesting.
5) and if they were they’d have just assumed you were a teenaged babysitter
6) This interaction didn’t happen.
7) And if it did, saying you’re a virgin to a complete stranger is weird as fuck
 
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10to2

Disproportionate head in a cotswold bed, legs wasted from much slop tasted.
 
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Vanelope

Racist, ableist, classist, internalised misogynist, bodyshaming, trauma mining, liar - she’s fairly horrific on a regular basis eh pal?
 
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NellieBoo

Griftymcgriftface said:
This doesn’t look too bad yet so I don’t think he has followed her recipe.
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See, this is one of the things I just cannot get my head around. I was a child in the 70's. We had banana with curries! But if you've got limited tinned food and you are trying to cobble a meal together why sling the whole lot in a pan?! I just don't get it. I love a chickpea curry. I will make it out of choic It doesn't need peaches, mandarins or pears in it. A spoonful of mango chutney if you can afford it. But what is all the wanging everything in about?
Jeez. Everything has to be so extra, doesn't it? A virginal young woman with a feisty come back, black baby, lanky blonde child. Being called a slut. Whispers and stares ALL THE TIME. Calling yourself a foster carer . Thankfully, it never happened.
 
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